Things that irritate me.

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Going thru a drive-thru ATM and waiting 10 minutes for the person with 38 cents in his/her account checking their balance.

Like magically someone is going to deposit $10K in their account.

How would you know, in the car behind them, how much somebody has in their account?

Going to bar to have a cold one and a drunk moron comes up and wants to play pool for a beer. After he plays and pays for 5 beers wants to fight.

You're a strange, strange person.

 

[19MU88]

Getting stuck behind these two f’uckers on the way to Aspen.

You are as witty as you are smart

 

[ThunderCat98]

Order a bake potato with butter and they give you one of these:

Not going to complain on that one. At least they're giving you real butter instead of some gawd-awful margarine, which makes it a wash for me.

 

[i am herdman]

I was contemplating novel ways of using a putter to flop one into someone's head.

No mancard deduction. GF wanted to play, and I got the satisfaction of absoluting crushing her in a competition. It's important to maintain male dominance in socially acceptable fashion.

That's true. And, if you get to lay some pipe later then, it is acceptable.

 

[herdfan06]

Waiting at Sheetz to put air in my tires and the person in front of me has to turn the air machine on four times because they unscrew the valve cap on the first tire, select their desired pressure, fill the tire up and screw the cap back on. After they have the first cap screwed on, they move the second tire thinking everything is good because the machine is still running, while they are unscrewing the second valve cap, the machine stops, they then have to go back to the machine, turn it back on, fill up their second tire and decide again to screw the valve on before moving to the third tire, proceed to unscrew the valve and be forced to walk back to the air machine again to turn it back on. Unscrewing all of the valves first allows you to quickly walk around and fill up all four tires without having to turn the machine back on.

 

[Chevy1]

Panhandlers. "Get your own damn three-fidty."

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Waiting at Sheetz to put air in my tires and the person in front of me has to turn the air machine on four times because they unscrew the valve cap on the first tire, select their desired pressure, fill the tire up and screw the cap back on. After they have the first cap screwed on, they move the second tire thinking everything is good because the machine is still running, while they are unscrewing the second valve cap, the machine stops, they then have to go back to the machine, turn it back on, fill up their second tire and decide again to screw the valve on before moving to the third tire, proceed to unscrew the valve and be forced to walk back to the air machine again to turn it back on. Unscrewing all of the valves first allows you to quickly walk around and fill up all four tires without having to turn the machine back on.

Personally I am amazed people trust the gauge on the air machine. Or a $5 stick gauge. I've had the same gauge since before my kid was born, it is a very precise German instrument, still works perfectly and is dead accurate. A couple of pounds off will affect your mileage, tire performance, and tire life. It also has a bleed valve so if I over-inflate it's no big deal, I can come back later and bleed off pressure. I check my air pressure weekly, rotate my tires at every oil change, and routinely my tires way outlive their mileage warranty...and I drive fairly aggressively.

 

[i am herdman]

I hate it when people use those plastic tooth picks with the floss attachment and they throw them down. Disgusting. Right beside the car. On the side walk. Floor of the restaurant. In the urinal.

Pure disgust.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

Windows Updates.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Windows Updates.

Yeah, fvck that shit.