This explains why millenials (and other losers) like Bernie

[raleighherdfan]

http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/bernie-sanders-the-bum-who-wants-your-money/

Despite this. He actually disproves his own economic/success theory that no one can not make it in this country. Dude was a total loser for years but still found a way to eventually run for prez.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

He drove a Bug? That is kind of cool. I used to not like them, because they are small and way too slow, but I have come to appreciate the beauty in the simplicity of the design. If you can't work on a Bug, you are a moron.

Maybe I will start voting for the candidate with the coolest car. Rubio drives an Audi Q7, so he gets points for an Audi but loses points because it is a SUV. Trump has a goddamn Lamborghini Diablo, that's badass. Cruz has a BMW 3 series (not an M, loser), so he is a douche. Hillary doesn't drive, so fvck her. Rand Paul has a Mazda3 hatch, just like me, maybe I will vote for him even though he dropped out.

 

[Walden Pond]

He's not driving a Bug now.

Caught up in the material things. The money. The rich man's game. Look how mad he is wanting to take their money without doing the same bullshit they had to do to get it.

Why is there so much rich envy? Everybody wants fur coats and chandeliers. I think that stuff is kind of gaudy. Wouldn't take it if you gave it to me. I kind of think it's embarrassing to even have very much money. It's like you've got an obligation to waste it on elaborate stupidity.

These idiots really think they couldn't get rich? Hell, anybody could. Why would they? What do you get out of it? Nothing I don't already have some form of now.