Two chemist walk into a bar...

[GK4Herd]

...The first one said, "I'll have some H2O." The second one said, "I'll have some H2O too."

The second one died.

 

[GK4Herd]

And you guys thought all the good chemistry jokes Argon.

 

[herdfan06]

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

And you guys thought all the good chemistry jokes Argon.

That was a noble effort, GK.

 

[GK4Herd]

That was a noble effort, GK.

Sometimes you can be such a gas.

 

[extragreen]

Sometimes you can be such a gas.

He's in his element. Periodically speaking of course.

 

[goherd73]

He's in his element. Periodically speaking of course.

Time to barium.

 

[GK4Herd]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

 

[GK4Herd]

Heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

 

[GK4Herd]

You know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

It went OK2!

 

[GK4Herd]

Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

 

[GK4Herd]

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

 

[GK4Herd]

He's in his element. Periodically speaking of course.

I slapped my neon that one. Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

 

[extragreen]

I slapped my neon that one. Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

I'm keeping my ion you.

 

[greengeezer]

Did you hear about the chemist who often had to eat standing up? His table was periodic.

 

[GK4Herd]

Did you hear about the chemist who often had to eat standing up? His table was periodic.

Haven't heard that, but do you know why baptist don't make love standing up?


It might lead to dancing!