We cannot let our kids become Frenchmen. But I am worried.

[i am herdman]

We have all seen the reports of the 3 Americans who took out the terrorist in France. Good job men and they are true Americans. They took action and did so with resolve.

But, i am worried. We have a sect of our society that are raising lazy sissies. I went to a baseball game the other day and I was shocked at what I saw. No it wasn't the best split finger fastball I have ever seen or a towering walk off homer.

What surprised me was the action of a few little boys and what they did. Well, what they did not do.

We were sitting there and an there goes a foul ball. Well, I looked to see where the ball went. Normally when this happens you see kids, especially boys, go running after the ball. What is more American that getting a foul ball? You know the older boys hit it and you get to grab it and be part of the game. You get to throw it back to the umpire or get to take it back to the dugout. That, my friends, is as American as apple pie.

I sat there and watched these young boys sit there with their mommy. And, they were not two or three years old. They were plenty old enough to go get the damn foul ball. Nope, sat there with their Ipad or book. Probably a barbie doll coloring book or something like that. I bet they were reading some elementary liberal propaganda.

What the hell, men? I had to go get the foul ball.

Not only once did I get the foul ball, but about five other times while these boys sat there. Hell, they probably didn't know what to do. Their parents need their head examined. Here I was a grown man having more fun getting a foul ball than these two kids.

These boys don't stand a chance. They are either going to grow up getting pushed around or they may end up queer. They don't stand a chance when they play dodge ball at recess. They probably can't break through the girl's red rover arm link.

What boy does not want to run after a baseball? I thought it would be a natural reaction like a beagle after a rabbit.

I bet these boys were the ones their mom still was breast feeding when they were in kindergarten. I bet they are hippy kids or liberal offspring.

Don't raise your boys to be sissies, America!

 

[Walden Pond]

Too late. Today's man is a sissy. The rules are so terrible that I won't play. Only way to win is to talk like a queer. That's how you get women, have friends, make sales, network, the whole 9 yards of bullshit. By talking in this womanly tone, acting scared. People are 50-60 years old and act like everyday is the first day on the job.

It's a good thing I don't talk. If I did, I'd get fired. I'd call everybody a dumbass queer.

Yesterday I saw this couple about my age, both real fat and talking about downloading games on their cell phones. All they do is sit around, hog all day and play some stupid ass game on a 2 inch wide screen. And here I sit often thinking I'm an idiot for following sports. Look what happens if you don't. You turn into a fat pile of goo squinting at a cell phone all day.

 

[Herd Fever]

That is classic!!!

 

[extragreen]

What I've learned from the OP.

If you chase down too many foul baseballs, it makes you a commie fearing, socialist fearing, black fearing, immigrant fearing, gay fearing, terrorist fearing, gruff voiced, bottle fed whiner.

 

[Walden Pond]

You keep calling us whiners. You're the one wanting to stick your hand in our pocket. The whining little woman who can't get it on his own, evidently. So you want to take ours and give it to some of your kindred spirit loser friends like this momma's boy on here. You'll take any losers you can find to cry with.

 

[SHAMMOND16]

They were probably sitting there texting each other:
-Hey, should we go get that foul ball?
-No, let the old bastard go get it.
-Hahaha there he goes.
-Dance, puppet, dance.

They'll probably grow up to work in the medical field and have to take care of your ass one day. While your dried up, dementia filled brain, calls them sissies for working in the medical field & how they're not "real men."

Then instead of texting, they'll be saying, "Ok, Mr. Herdman. We need to roll you over to clean you."

 

[extragreen]

You keep calling us whiners. You're the one wanting to stick your hand in our pocket. The whining little woman who can't get it on his own, evidently. So you want to take ours and give it to some of your kindred spirit loser friends like this momma's boy on here. You'll take any losers you can find to cry with.

He probably paid taxes to pay for your "education".

 

[Walden Pond]

If an education is such a piddly deal, go get one yourself and jump into the money. Come on out here and get it. Why do you hole up in a holler somewhere mad at money? Don't think you have what it takes to get out here and get it? Scared that you would fail?

If not, then get going or be satisfied with less.

 

[extragreen]

Nope, I don't have what it takes. And so I took the easy way out and started my own business.

 

[Walden Pond]

Yeah, I've seen it. Piddly. I used to think it might be something, but you seem more defeated than successful.

 

[extragreen]

Yeah, I've seen it. Piddly. I used to think it might be something, but you seem more defeated than successful.

You can't buy happiness. Sucks for you.

 

[Walden Pond]

Hell, I'm happy just reading about some 50 year old out in the sticks jealous of people with money. You want it, don't think you can get it, and are very upset about it. So much so that you want to vote it out of their pockets.

I don't want other people's money. What good is it? You're the one who wants it. Want to control it and hand it to your kindred spirit losers. Get on here shaking hands with some idiot dopehead from New York just to have someone to cry with. That's some kind of happiness there.

 

[extragreen]

You aren't happy about anything unless its someone doing worse than you so you have someone to look down on. If everyone else was doing well, you would suffocate.

 

[Walden Pond]

But they're not. All the people I ever wanted to beat, I beat them. The game's over. You could take it all from me today and it's too late. I already won. That's all I ever cared about.

I wouldn't mind it now if they came back and beat me. I know they won't though. They're too lazy and stupid. All they'll do is whine about how I won't give them everything and I'll laugh at them.

 

[i am herdman]

They were probably sitting there texting each other:
-Hey, should we go get that foul ball?
-No, let the old bastard go get it.
-Hahaha there he goes.
-Dance, puppet, dance.

They'll probably grow up to work in the medical field and have to take care of your ass one day. While your dried up, dementia filled brain, calls them sissies for working in the medical field & how they're not "real men."

Then instead of texting, they'll be saying, "Ok, Mr. Herdman. We need to roll you over to clean you."

Well, I respect the medical profession and those associated with it.

These boys, if their parents do not change, stand no chance in a dog eat dog world. They will likely grown up feminine or can't handle any pressure at all. Soft as a pillow.

I have seen it before. The odds of them turning out queer have gone up dramatically. They would never be stable enough to work in the medical field.

 

[riflearm2]

Get on here shaking hands with some idiot dopehead from New York just to have someone to cry with.

Please refer to him as "selfie-pits" from here on out.

 

[extragreen]

For want of a foul ball the child was lost,
for want of a child the game was lost;
and for want of a game the country was lost;
being overtaken by homos and such,
all for the want of a foul ball.

 

[Walden Pond]

For want of a foul ball the child was lost,
for want of a child the game was lost;
and for want of a game the country was lost;
being overtaken by homos and such,
all for the want of a foul ball.

 

[extragreen]

 

[Walden Pond]

Damn, I wish I would have stayed up to see that. Would have given it a double award. Hell of a job yesterday evening.