We need some type of Board museum where members who have passed on or been permanently banned can be memorialized. Like a digital house of wax.
I can just see Greed standing there wearing his shop apron with a piece of sanded poplar in one hand and a measuring tape in the other. Tucked in his back pocket would be a paperback edition of L Ron Hubbard’s Dyanetics. Below his likeness would be carved his immortal words: “You’re an idiot.”