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We have a problem here

Did someone say we need to get that fixed?

I know just the man…


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Do people throw whole ones away down there?

At the Ohio State game, I fished out a Donato's pizza, a box of popcorn and half of a chicken sandwich. People just threw it in the trash. I chewed it up and gagged it out up there in my big empty row up in C deck.

Nobody goes to the games anywhere anymore. High prices, sparse crowds, bad football, but good garbage that I can gag so I can be just like the team this year.
 
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