what would you do?

[riflearm2]

so, this hot little moroccan slvt comes over to stay the night a few nights ago. she is 24 or 25, used to cheer at UCF, and her sister now cheers there. the girl speaks four languages (so she says), was raised muslim, but is a devout mormon (or so she says). she does go to church a ridiculous amount of times . . . the regular weekend service, then again on a tuesday, then again on a thursday for a young adult study night . . . she even facetimed me during one of those lovely events. she also claimed that after moving here from morocco when she was 10, without knowing a lick of english, she ended up being raised on a huge farm in arkansas owned by her parents (they chose to move to arkansas from morocco). they then moved to orlando. she doesnt have any hint of an accent. her parents supposedly sold the farm and are now entrepreneurs, but she doesnt budge on exactly what they do. further, she has a trust fund which she gets fully at the age of 30 (again, supposedly). she is the lead paralegal at a medium sized firm (supposedly).

so, she comes to stay the night. things just dont add up. im friends with her on facebook, and the church stuff checks out. but, i also played UCF this year and happen to have a game program from that game. it lists all of the cheerleaders with their names for UCF. nobody has her last name, which would match her sister's. i could never find anything with her last name (or at least the one that is used on her facebook).

so, as she took a shower, i went to check her ID just to see if i could google anything. however, on the very top of everything was a two page probation sheet signed by a probation office. it was for her. it was an "oh, shit" moment. who is this girl in my place, why is she on probation, and how am i going to sleep next to her?!

i was able to get her real name and google some things before she got out of the shower. posted below is one of the things i found: felony grand theft. a thief. great. i leave diamond jewelry, wallet, etc. around my place frequently.

what would you do? not say anything so you dont jeopardize your chance at a BJ that night? pretend you are sick so she has to leave? confront her about being a dirty, lying little thief? before she got out, i hid everything of value she could get her slimy hands on:

 

[GeauxHerd]

Sounds like she is against gays. Better boycott her.

 

[herdfan06]

Nude pics or you are full of shit.

 

[banker6796]

Devout Mormons don't "sleep over", so the religion thing doesn't check out either.

My only advice is not to buy a cell phone from her.

 

[herdfan06]

 

[GeauxHerd]

There are some hot Mormons out there, but their incorrect religion is a barrier.

 

[HerdFan76]

I'd be more focused on the fact she is crazy than that she's a thief. Hell, it could be a trumped up charge from a disgruntled roommate or boyfriend and she chose to represent herself in court and got screwed. That being said, hide your valuables.

Crazy chicks are ridiculously good in bed and that's the only thing that makes this a hard decision.

Oh, and Mormon women can be pretty damn hot. I've spent allot of time in Utah for work and have seen moms pushing around four kids but look like they're competing as fitness models. They don't use birth as an excuse to be fat and lazy, it's always made me wonder what the hell Mormon teachings actually are. Here in Appalachia, a girl graduates high school and 90% of their wardrobe is sweatpants. LDS is doing something right.

 

[murox]

Everyone is missing the big question here. Why do you, a single man, have diamond jewelry?

 

[herdfan429]

Quick better call Taz

 

[ThunderCat98]

Based on the past few stories you've posted, I would say you are a terrible judge of character. Lol
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[Raoul Duke MU]

Obviously part of a sleeper cell.

 

[i am herdman]

All women are crazy. It is just to what degree. You have crossed the threshold and she would be classified as bat shi* crazy. This are is not even a good playground for you to be in.

Leave the playground now or you are going to end up in trouble.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Originally posted by murox:
Everyone is missing the big question here. Why do you, a single man, have diamond jewelry?

Agreed. We need an explanation here. Is this "bling" you personally wear, or do you just keep ladies diamond jewelry around the house?

We need answers.

 

[riflearm2]

Originally posted by ThunderCat98:
Based on the past few stories you've posted, I would say you are a terrible judge of character. Lol
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It's just the opposite. Out of my many, many, many, many, many, many, many strengths, reading people is one of my strongest. That's how I was able to pick up on this girl quickly and be skeptical. A hot little Mormon girl who backs up her faith by spending three days/nights per week at religious functions doesn't raise red flags other than being a religious freak. But, even with proof she was spending so much of her time with her religion, I was able to pick up things that others wouldn't have noticed.

Her sister cheers at UCF? Nobody would have been able to question that because they wouldn't be able to find a roster easily with last names. I just happened to have a game program handy (which meant her sister didn't cheer or her last name was different/fabricated).

 

[CockyHerd]

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by ThunderCat98:
Based on the past few stories you've posted, I would say you are a terrible judge of character. Lol

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It's just the opposite. Out of my many, many, many, many, many, many, many strengths, reading people is one of my strongest. That's how I was able to pick up on this girl quickly and be skeptical. A hot little Mormon girl who backs up her faith by spending three days/nights per week at religious functions doesn't raise red flags other than being a religious freak. But, even with proof she was spending so much of her time with her religion, I was able to pick up things that others wouldn't have noticed.

Her sister cheers at UCF? Nobody would have been able to question that because they wouldn't be able to find a roster easily with last names. I just happened to have a game program handy (which meant her sister didn't cheer or her last name was different/fabricated).

Just an FYI......UCF publishes their Cheerleading Roster online....Just like most major Universities.

But thank goodness you had that program laying around.

 

[riflearm2]

Originally posted by -CarlHungus-:

Originally posted by murox:
Everyone is missing the big question here. Why do you, a single man, have diamond jewelry?

Agreed. We need an explanation here. Is this "bling" you personally wear, or do you just keep ladies diamond jewelry around the house?

We need answers.

I only wear two diamond pieces. One is a David yurman diamond bracelet. It is similar to the one linked below except it has regular diamonds instead of black and a different chain design. The other piece I wear is a simple black diamond chain which is long and hangs underneath shirts. It shows just enough at the side of the neck to get them wetter than the perfect storm (only true hip-hop heads will recognize that phrase).

The other "collection" I have is all women's jewelry. I like diamonds. A former buddy in DC had a side gig which he made into a very successful full time gig selling loose diamonds. He taught me a lot on what to look for (besides the obvious 4 Cs). So, if I find a good deal, I scoop them up in pieces of jewelry. The best deals can be had at estate sales and pawn stores outside of wealthy areas, but I tend to prefer new pieces. Black friday and small jewelry store sales lead to great finds. So, I have a decent collection of women's jewelry sitting around collecting dust. Jewelry is harder to track when given to 17 year old girls than checks are.

 

[i am herdman]

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by ThunderCat98:
Based on the past few stories you've posted, I would say you are a terrible judge of character. Lol

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It's just the opposite. Out of my many, many, many, many, many, many, many strengths, reading people is one of my strongest. That's how I was able to pick up on this girl quickly and be skeptical. A hot little Mormon girl who backs up her faith by spending three days/nights per week at religious functions doesn't raise red flags other than being a religious freak. But, even with proof she was spending so much of her time with her religion, I was able to pick up things that others wouldn't have noticed.

Her sister cheers at UCF? Nobody would have been able to question that because they wouldn't be able to find a roster easily with last names. I just happened to have a game program handy (which meant her sister didn't cheer or her last name was different/fabricated).

You sure had Taz figured out.

 

[i am herdman]

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by -CarlHungus-:

Originally posted by murox:
Everyone is missing the big question here. Why do you, a single man, have diamond jewelry?

Agreed. We need an explanation here. Is this "bling" you personally wear, or do you just keep ladies diamond jewelry around the house?

We need answers.

I only wear two diamond pieces. One is a David yurman diamond bracelet. It is similar to the one linked below except it has regular diamonds instead of black and a different chain design. The other piece I wear is a simple black diamond chain which is long and hangs underneath shirts. It shows just enough at the side of the neck to get them wetter than the perfect storm (only true hip-hop heads will recognize that phrase).

The other "collection" I have is all women's jewelry. I like diamonds. A former buddy in DC had a side gig which he made into a very successful full time gig selling loose diamonds. He taught me a lot on what to look for (besides the obvious 4 Cs). So, if I find a good deal, I scoop them up in pieces of jewelry. The best deals can be had at estate sales and pawn stores outside of wealthy areas, but I tend to prefer new pieces. Black friday and small jewelry store sales lead to great finds. So, I have a decent collection of women's jewelry sitting around collecting dust. Jewelry is harder to track when given to 17 year old girls than checks are.

Sounds like Liberace to me.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by -CarlHungus-:

Originally posted by murox:
Everyone is missing the big question here. Why do you, a single man, have diamond jewelry?

Agreed. We need an explanation here. Is this "bling" you personally wear, or do you just keep ladies diamond jewelry around the house?

We need answers.

I only wear two diamond pieces. One is a David yurman diamond bracelet. It is similar to the one linked below except it has regular diamonds instead of black and a different chain design. The other piece I wear is a simple black diamond chain which is long and hangs underneath shirts. It shows just enough at the side of the neck to get them wetter than the perfect storm (only true hip-hop heads will recognize that phrase).

The other "collection" I have is all women's jewelry. I like diamonds. A former buddy in DC had a side gig which he made into a very successful full time gig selling loose diamonds. He taught me a lot on what to look for (besides the obvious 4 Cs). So, if I find a good deal, I scoop them up in pieces of jewelry. The best deals can be had at estate sales and pawn stores outside of wealthy areas, but I tend to prefer new pieces. Black friday and small jewelry store sales lead to great finds. So, I have a decent collection of women's jewelry sitting around collecting dust. Jewelry is harder to track when given to 17 year old girls than checks are.

Thanks for the honest answer. I had no clue David Yurman made men's jewelry.

You're an enigma, rifle - wear David Yurman jewelry, collect (?invest in?) women's jewelry, yet buy a used cell phone off of Craig's list to save a dollar.

With that said, part of me understands this. I still do weird stuff to save a penny here or there but don't think twice about eating out a good bit or buying fancy coffee. We all have our things we like and splurge a little on here and there.

 

[pj(HN)]

Long Islanders.... What ya going to do with dem...

 

[riflearm2]

Originally posted by -CarlHungus-:

You're an enigma, rifle - wear David Yurman jewelry, collect (?invest in?) women's jewelry, yet buy a used cell phone off of Craig's list to save a dollar.

Though I'm not immune to saving money when I can (I almost always order off the dollar menu at McDonald's- if I'm going to eat shit, I might as well not get ripped off for it), the cell phone wasn't about saving money.

I needed to get a sprint phone to see if I would like their service on the beach. My first two attempts at other services didn't get reception in some of my rooms, so I needed to just get one to test out before I paid for the real phone I wanted from the provider I went with.

 

[i am herdman]

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by -CarlHungus-:

You're an enigma, rifle - wear David Yurman jewelry, collect (?invest in?) women's jewelry, yet buy a used cell phone off of Craig's list to save a dollar.

Though I'm not immune to saving money when I can (I almost always order off the dollar menu at McDonald's- if I'm going to eat shit, I might as well not get ripped off for it), the cell phone wasn't about saving money.

I needed to get a sprint phone to see if I would like their service on the beach. My first two attempts at other services didn't get reception in some of my rooms, so I needed to just get one to test out before I paid for the real phone I wanted from the provider I went with.

Sounds like you went about the best and easiest way to do that.

 

[marshallsig]

Originally posted by herdfan429:
Quick better call Taz

Nice

 

[herdfan06]

Originally posted by CockyHerd:

Originally posted by riflearm2:

Originally posted by ThunderCat98:
Based on the past few stories you've posted, I would say you are a terrible judge of character. Lol

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It's just the opposite. Out of my many, many, many, many, many, many, many strengths, reading people is one of my strongest. That's how I was able to pick up on this girl quickly and be skeptical. A hot little Mormon girl who backs up her faith by spending three days/nights per week at religious functions doesn't raise red flags other than being a religious freak. But, even with proof she was spending so much of her time with her religion, I was able to pick up things that others wouldn't have noticed.

Her sister cheers at UCF? Nobody would have been able to question that because they wouldn't be able to find a roster easily with last names. I just happened to have a game program handy (which meant her sister didn't cheer or her last name was different/fabricated).

Just an FYI......UCF publishes their Cheerleading Roster online....Just like most major Universities.

But thank goodness you had that program laying around.

Do you mean here?

 

[Herdbacker]

Just remember that no matter how hard you try, you can't fvck
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[Herdbacker]

The crazy out of them.
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