How does a guy that looks like this get a chick like Ariana to begin with? And, he somehow broke her heart, by ending their relationship?

Why would he have your girlfriend chained up?I have a feeling Michigan herd has a “room” in his basement with Ariana grande posters all over the walls and a goat chained up in the corner.
The day she grew titties. Don't pretend as though you wouldn't slap that azz.Since when did she become a “great catch” to begin with?
I have a feeling you would prefer to have her ex-dude. I also have a feeling we won't be seeing much of you after November 25th.I have a feeling Michigan herd has a “room” in his basement with Ariana grande posters all over the walls and a goat chained up in the corner.
When rifle single handily produced her last album, anonymously of course, all while back stage the voice setting up Adam Levine’s next concert tourSince when did she become a “great catch” to begin with?
When rifle single handily produced her last album, anonymously of course, all while back stage the voice setting up Adam Levine’s next concert tour
The day she grew titties. Don't pretend as though you wouldn't slap that azz.
I have a feeling you would prefer to have her ex-dude. I also have a feeling we won't be seeing much of you after November 25th.
I'm afraid that's a question either Rifle or Tom Green would have to answer for you.Grew or bought? Is she natural or plastic?
Bahahaha. You get one win over a really shitty Wisconsin team that just lost to BYU and now you think Michigan is gonna beat the buckeyes. What a fvcking loser. Go to your grande roomI also have a feeling we won't be seeing much of you after November 25th.