Just kidding.
Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).
I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.
Yesterday afternoon while on my mountain bike, a group of people walked in front of my path that left me the option to suddenly swerve around them. As a result, I suffered a concussion, nine fractured ribs, a fractured clavicle, and fractures through all my face (including both orbital bones).
I don’t remember the incident nor being brought to the hospital. I was told that I was knocked out for five minutes. I am currently in the ICU. They want to operate on my clavicle tomorrow (and my ribs after that). I wonder who the morons were that walked in front of my bike.