Like I said the backwards mindset of WVians is astonishing. It is no wonder the state will REMAIN in the current state that it is in
YES!!
Let us sum up the mindset:
- I want to pay what I paid in 1985 for tickets, give nothing the BG, and sit on the 45.
- I want to park on the street or in some private lot for $5. I want to show up 45 seconds before kickoff, then run out and drink up and chow down at halftime, not returning, if at all, until halfway through the 3rd, thinking nothing of bothering everybody else or how bad it makes us look on TV to play before a sea of empties. (Or the even worse subset that wants to impose their rejection of Jesus' first miracle on everybody else).
- I want the games to start only at some certain time of my own convenience, for I cannot possibly be expected to conform my Saturday to the Herd, the Herd must conform to me.
- I cannot demean my sensitive taste buds to drink, no pun intended, Bud. For I must have some double pumpkin seed IPA double bock winter stout ale made in some guy in Portsmouth's sink. Something no one heard of 3 years ago and no one will remember 3 years from now.
- I want every game to be on "free" TV (even though it is not really "free"). In fact I want every game on ESPN, because I don't have the sense to change the f***ing channel.
- I want to b*** and moan about whoever we play, because it is beneath me to watch the Herd play that which I consider unacceptable.
- I want to constantly post and talk about basketball in 1985 and football in 1995.
- If a game is not on TV, I want it "free" on the internet and cannot support the league and my team by paying for all-access.
- All I can do is complain about CUSA (Marshall's conference) and its supposed contrast to the holy land of THE AMERICAN!!!!!. Of course, if Marshall ever actually joined THE AMERICAN!!!!, I would complain about that. And give exactly zero dollars to make that happen.
- I think "what channel is the game on on Dumptruck Holler cablevision" posted 45 miniues before gametime is a proper question, because I don't even know what channels I get.
Everybody. Step up. Pay up. Grow up.