9.2

[riflearm2]

Entire tables (plural) inside the restaurant staring at her while we were outside walking in. Inside, even more heads turned and staring.

Divorced from her husband a couple of years ago. He owns a big construction company, but she asked for no alimony and no child support. They sold both of their houses and split the proceeds (he still owes her $300k more). She owns a thriving clothing business and also makes a small fortune with her social media presence, so she didn’t want any of his money.

9.2. Blonde, long and lean (like BC’s description of his 7 year old daughter), and just upgraded her original implants for a new set.

Cons:
She has four children

She already wants to do Tokyo Disneyland with me. How should I proceed?

 

[MichiganHerd]

I've never been one to get out of my comfort zone, so I would suggest you do the same. Simply drop your romper to your knees, get your head job, and move on. You don't even have to take off your hat.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

She already wants to do Tokyo Disneyland with me. How should I proceed?

Take her to the circus instead so you're not the only clown she sees.

 

[raleighherdfan]

Just dont tell her you admitted to sucking crank on a message board.

 

[ru4_mu2]

Just here to read the comments 😎 🍿

 

[Jartard]

What happened to the Russian chick? Was she killed in Biden’s war?

 

[Jartard]

…and how old are the 9.2’s fvck trophies?

 

[MichiganHerd]

Just dont tell her you admitted to sucking crank on a message board.

Now I need some clarification on the original post.

rifle, was the restaurant for gays or straight people? Need to know who the turning heads were actually staring at. you or 9.2

 

[mlblack16.]

I'm starting to wonder if you ever got trapped in an elevator with Anthony Robbins?

 

[i am herdman]

Entire tables (plural) inside the restaurant staring at her while we were outside walking in. Inside, even more heads turned and staring.

Divorced from her husband a couple of years ago. He owns a big construction company, but she asked for no alimony and no child support. They sold both of their houses and split the proceeds (he still owes her $300k more). She owns a thriving clothing business and also makes a small fortune with her social media presence, so she didn’t want any of his money.

9.2. Blonde, long and lean (like BC’s description of his 7 year old daughter), and just upgraded her original implants for a new set.

Cons:
She has four children

She already wants to do Tokyo Disneyland with me. How should I proceed?

That means the kids as well.

That is going to cost you $145,000 and you will wish you were back doing two a days in August.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

apparently you’ve discovered the first woman in the world to be 9.2 after four kids and doesn’t care about getting her (ex) husbands money. “Sure, I dont really want all that money I could get in family court.”

I mostly believe you but this may be too far.

 

[murox]

9.2 . . . She has four children

An unorthodox, seldom-used scale to 20. Maybe the 9.5s are real too.

 

[i am herdman]

apparently you’ve discovered the first woman in the world to be 9.2 after four kids and doesn’t care about getting her (ex) husbands money. “Sure, I dont really want all that money I could get in family court.”

I mostly believe you but this may be too far.

was thinking the same thing. This woman is a 9.2 after 4 kids(ok, maybe), but the real question is she wanted no money from Bob The Builder? With 4 kids? She wouldn't even need a lawyer in court.

Walk in there with 4 kids. Bob The Builder's lawyers are like you are screwed and we hope we got paid up front.

 

[i am herdman]

An unorthodox, seldom-used scale to 20.

who has better birthing hips? The lady with 4 kids or.....

 

[murox]

who has better birthing hips? The lady with 4 kids or.....

He left out meeting at Lamaze class.

 

[i am herdman]

He left out meeting at Lamaze class.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

But she is still a 9.2!

 

[riflearm2]

What happened to the Russian chick? Was she killed in Biden’s war?

She's still a good friend. Part of the family.

…and how old are the 9.2’s fvck trophies?

She's 32. Her ex is 45.

apparently you’ve discovered the first woman in the world to be 9.2 after four kids and doesn’t care about getting her (ex) husbands money. “Sure, I dont really want all that money I could get in family court.”

I mostly believe you but this may be too far.

I can only take her for her word. She put, in writing, that her attorney was pissed at her for it, because he said she could have gotten a lot more. But I've also seen her social media following and pictures/videos of her warehouse where her company stores their goods . . . and seen her employees at work. For work, she is in LA a couple of times each month (and her hairdresser is there), and she wants to go on a double date with her best friend and the best friend's boyfriend in a couple of weeks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_A._Mayer

I'm always skeptical, but this one is checking out as legit. Remember the collection of girls I posted a few years ago that I was ratted out about? The hottest one - the blonde who spent nights with me, have videos of her singing "Me So Horny" to me during karaoke, pictures with each other at a concert, on bike-taxi, etc.? Well, she is now married with children . . . and she happens to live next door to this 9.2, 45 minutes away from SLC! What are the chances?!

But she is still a 9.2!

And even better looking in person than in her pics, which is rare these days.

Her stomach is flatter than your wife's pancake tits. But I don't have much experience with woman who have given vaginal birth. I'm going to have to find out if she had a c-section or if I am going to have to mentally prepare myself for some damage down there.

 

[i am herdman]

She's still a good friend. Part of the family.

She's 32. Her ex is 45.


I can only take her for her word. She put, in writing, that her attorney was pissed at her for it, because he said she could have gotten a lot more. But I've also seen her social media following and pictures/videos of her warehouse where her company stores their goods . . . and seen her employees at work. For work, she is in LA a couple of times each month (and her hairdresser is there), and she wants to go on a double date with her best friend and the best friend's boyfriend in a couple of weeks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_A._Mayer

I'm always skeptical, but this one is checking out as legit. Remember the collection of girls I posted a few years ago that I was ratted out about? The hottest one - the blonde who spent nights with me, have videos of her singing "Me So Horny" to me during karaoke, pictures with each other at a concert, on bike-taxi, etc.? Well, she is now married with children . . . and she happens to live next door to this 9.2, 45 minutes away from SLC! What are the chances?!

And even better looking in person than in her pics, which is rare these days.

Her stomach is flatter than your wife's pancake tits. But I don't have much experience with woman who have given vaginal birth. I'm going to have to find out if she had a c-section or if I am going to have to mentally prepare myself for some damage down there.

I think Bob The Builder did some damage down there.

Why in the hell would she give up child support or some more money? Who has custody of the kids?

 

[riflearm2]

I think Bob The Builder did some damage down there.

Why in the hell would she give up child support or some more money? Who has custody of the kids?

Because she really doesn't need the money. She showed up in an $80k car. They have joint custody. He gets them for a week, then she gets them for a week. She travels frequently for her business, so she needs a week without them a couple of times each month.

She has a maid once per week and a nanny five days of the weeks she has her children.

 

[herdfan06]

She already wants to do the Tokyo Sandblaster with me. How should I proceed?

Carefully.

 

[mlblack16.]

I think Bob The Builder did some damage down there.

 

[KyMUfan]

I think Bob The Builder did some damage down there.

Why in the hell would she give up child support or some more money? Who has custody of the kids?

She gave it up but he still owes her $300k...

Hmmm... something doesn't add up...

 

[murox]

Because she really doesn't need the money. She showed up in an $80k car. They have joint custody. He gets them for a week, then she gets them for a week. She travels frequently for her business, so she needs a week without them a couple of times each month.

She has a maid once per week and a nanny five days of the weeks she has her children.

My drywall guy Ruben drives an $85k truck and his wife is a maid.

 

[herdfan06]

Apparently that is what Rielle Hunter looked like after John Edwards was finished with her.

 

[riflearm2]

She gave it up but he still owes her $300k...

Hmmm... something doesn't add up...

They were to split the proceeds of selling their two properties. One sold faster than the other, and it was split. The second took longer, and she hasn’t gotten paid on that one yet. This girl doesn’t have to lie to impress people.

Remember the smokeshow who was on TMZ a week or two ago? She follows this 9.2, and the 9.2 doesn’t know her (lives in a different state).

My drywall guy Ruben drives an $85k truck and his wife is a maid.

Yeah, but that’s because you allow him to sling crack out of your “luxury apartments.”

 

[murox]

They were to split the proceeds of selling their two properties. One sold faster than the other, and it was split. The second took longer, and she hasn’t gotten paid on that one yet. This girl doesn’t have to lie to impress people.

Remember the smokeshow who was on TMZ a week or two ago? She follows this 9.2, and the 9.2 doesn’t know her (lives in a different state).


Yeah, but that’s because you allow him to sling crack out of your “luxury apartments.”

Get back to telling us how hot this lady with a clown car vagina is. Can we see a pic?

 

[herdfan429]

Mr. I got a cell phone from some guy named taz while taking my jag to jiffy lube is always skeptical.

 

[greengeezer]

Since we are experiencing record inflation, is a woman rated 9.2 today only around a 6.5 a year ago?

 

[muthed]

Rifle's 9.2 girl doesn't have to lie to impress people. On the other hand, Rifle does lie to impress people.

 

[i am herdman]

My drywall guy Ruben drives an $85k truck and his wife is a maid.

I spit my drink out.

 

[HerdandHokies]

Because she really doesn't need the money. She showed up in an $80k car. They have joint custody. He gets them for a week, then she gets them for a week. She travels frequently for her business, so she needs a week without them a couple of times each month.

She has a maid once per week and a nanny five days of the weeks she has her children.

Bang the nanny

 

[marshallisqbu]

I thought this was about earthquakes.

 

[ru4_mu2]

Get back to telling us how hot this lady with a clown car vagina is. Can we see a pic?

No, but how bout a wiki page, and name, of her best friends boyfriend?

 

[murox]

No, but how bout a wiki page, and name, of her best friends boyfriend?

What about a Zillow comp of the house she almost bought?

 

[MichiganHerd]

No, but how bout a wiki page, and name, of her best friends boyfriend?

I'm not convinced the best friends boyfriend isn't the actual 9.2 mentioned at the beginning of this thread. I know the 9.2 was referred to as a her, but often one man within a queer relationship speaks of their significant other dude as a she/her. It's the pronoun whacky world that straight, normal people have to deal with today across social media and other woke media outlets.

 

[muthed]

I'm always a little skeptical when I read about senior citizens hitting 30 year 9.2 model types. But I've been reading a lot of fiction on here lately.

 

[19MU88]

Get back to telling us how hot this lady with a clown car vagina is. Can we see a pic?

I wonder if she waited until the second or third date to cover the details of her divorce settlement, real estate holdings, and overall financial situation.

 

[WV-FAN]

4 kids? lettuce know if that 9.2 stands after you get a good look down below. maybe she had the lips trimmed and they're not hanging all over like a roast beef sammy.

 

[MichiganHerd]

4 kids? lettuce know if that 9.2 stands after you get a good look down below. maybe she had the lips trimmed and they're not hanging all over like a roast beef sammy.

I imagine that's what my butt crack looked like after last month's colonoscopy.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

But I don't have much experience with woman who have given vaginal birth. I'm going to have to find out if she had a c-section or if I am going to have to mentally prepare myself for some damage down there.

Spoken with the angst of a kid in high school.

You might be getting ready for the experience of your life and your dumbass hand-wringing is going to ruin it for you.

You're basically 50 now: embrace this as the new normal and enjoy yourself.

I'm going to start a GoFundMe to get you a life coach. Goodness. You've literally become Walden.