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9.2

Spoken with the angst of a kid in high school.

You might be getting ready for the experience of your life and your dumbass hand-wringing is going to ruin it for you.

You're basically 50 now: embrace this as the new normal and enjoy yourself.

I'm going to start a GoFundMe to get you a life coach. Goodness. You've literally become Walden.
Disney Tokyo with 4 kids is probably the bigger issue on the “con” side of all this. Particularly with the special sort of crazy it would take for her to decide letting some rando guy travel with her and her kids out of the country is a good idea. We’re dealing with true crime prequel shit here.

Just bang the nanny.
 
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Man, I haven’t seen Linda in quite a while.
 
Spoken with the angst of a kid in high school.

You might be getting ready for the experience of your life and your dumbass hand-wringing is going to ruin it for you.

You're basically 50 now: embrace this as the new normal and enjoy yourself.

I'm going to start a GoFundMe to get you a life coach. Goodness. You've literally become Walden.
What is he asking? She is a 9.2 but he is worried about what to do with her Golden Palace of Beaver?

rifle, you played ball. It is like a catchers mit that is broken in. She is a 9.2 but you are worried about her snatch?
 
Disney Tokyo with 4 kids is probably the bigger issue on the “con” side of all this. Particularly with the special sort of crazy it would take for her to decide letting some rando guy travel with her and her kids out of the country is a good idea. We’re dealing with true crime prequel shit here.

Just bang the nanny.
That's the thing. This 9.2 Bob the Builder Ex has a trap written all over it.

First of all, most women don't give up any kind of custody of their kids without a damn fight. Like a crazy fight.

Second, red flag is no alimony or support or getting money from her ex. He owes her 300 grand? That doesn't add up.

Third, I just met you sort of but take me and the kids to Disneyland Tokyo? Big damn red flag. Most women don't want their new boy toy(grown man near 50 but acts 21) near their kids let alone going to Tokyo Disney. Major Alert Signals right there. New dude hasn't really met the kids, has no parenting skills prior, been "dating" for abou 10 mins, but take me across the world to a damn amusement park with the kids. TRAP!!!!

This chick may be crazier than hell.
 
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We need an objective way to observe this guy’s ranking system. My ranking system won’t allow a female with 4 kids to score above a 6.5. Each year after 22 deducts a tenth of a point. So there are levels.
 
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We need an objective way to observe this guy’s ranking system. My ranking system won’t allow a female with 4 kids to score above a 6.5. Each year after 22 deducts a tenth of a point. So there are levels.
He is worried about her snatch after having 4 kids. But, says he was hooking up with chicks the startlng line up would bang when he was playing ball. Worried about a MILF 9.2 that has been married but, will hook up with Susy Rotten Crotch who banged the entire dugout.
 
We need an objective way to observe this guy’s ranking system. My ranking system won’t allow a female with 4 kids to score above a 6.5. Each year after 22 deducts a tenth of a point. So there are levels.
A guy i work with says they peak between 18-22. Everything else is down hill from there. He has a simiiar scoring system.
 
A guy i work with says they peak between 18-22. Everything else is down hill from there. He has a simiiar scoring system.
This is objectively true. It can’t be debated.

DiCaprio is a soy lib faggit, but his practice of throwing them back at 24 seems accurate to me.
 
I believe the Tokyo Disneyland. After all, this place is pretty much Fantasyland now.
 
Spoken with the angst of a kid in high school.

You might be getting ready for the experience of your life and your dumbass hand-wringing is going to ruin it for you.

You're basically 50 now: embrace this as the new normal and enjoy yourself.

I'm going to start a GoFundMe to get you a life coach. Goodness. You've literally become Walden.
Rifle being 50 has been in the rear view mirror for a looooong time. I've read his bullsh#t on here for a long time. You can believe it if you want, but I won't. You know, using this Google thing let's you find out a lot of interesting info about people, places, and things.
 
Rifle being 50 has been in the rear view mirror for a looooong time. I've read his bullsh#t on here for a long time. You can believe it if you want, but I won't. You know, using this Google thing let's you find out a lot of interesting info about people, places, and things.
There are very simple ways to prove things are true while simultaneously protecting privacy concerns.

He won’t post pics of his mansions with particle board cabinetry and plastic floors because they’re not actually mansions. He intentionally uses slight-of-hand and vagueness to mask the bullshit.

He could easily post a pic of his “8.4” and “9.2” (scale to 20) and protect their identity, but refuses to do so hoping his audience will accept his rating.

Sad.
 
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4 kids? lettuce know if that 9.2 stands after you get a good look down below. maybe she had the lips trimmed and they're not hanging all over like a roast beef sammy.
It's very possible she has had that taken care of. Two boob jobs. There is a LOT about this girl online . . . literally dozens of threads about her on sites like Reddit and other chat boards. She has a big following, both fans and people who despise her. One claimed to have gone to high school with her and said she has had nose work, cheek fillers, lip fillers, etc. I'm quite sure if she had any issues down there post-birth, she had them taken care of. Give it a few weeks, and I'll report back.
You're basically 50 now: embrace this as the new normal and enjoy yourself.
My age can change, but guess what? There is always a bunch more 25 year olds. It's like going back to college welcoming the freshman class.
Disney Tokyo with 4 kids is probably the bigger issue on the “con” side of all this. Particularly with the special sort of crazy it would take for her to decide letting some rando guy travel with her and her kids out of the country is a good idea. We’re dealing with true crime prequel shit here.

Just bang the nanny.
You must have me mistaken for somebody else. You think Tokyo Disney would include the children? Hell no. She wasn't even thinking that when we discussed it.

Strange twist: during my deep dive into her, I was able to find that she was charged with custodial interference, because she took one of her children to Disneyland when they were supposed to be with the father.

Third, I just met you sort of but take me and the kids to Disneyland Tokyo? Big damn red flag. Most women don't want their new boy toy(grown man near 50 but acts 21) near their kids let alone going to Tokyo Disney. Major Alert Signals right there. New dude hasn't really met the kids, has no parenting skills prior, been "dating" for abou 10 mins, but take me across the world to a damn amusement park with the kids. TRAP!!!!
No. She wasn't expecting this at all. As I said, they rotate weeks. The children were never even hypothetically mentioned by her on this.


Rifle being 50 has been in the rear view mirror for a looooong time. I've read his bullsh#t on here for a long time. You can believe it if you want, but I won't. You know, using this Google thing let's you find out a lot of interesting info about people, places, and things.
You're a moron. If you used Google, you would be able to verify anywhere from 2-3 of my properties, which would cover at least half of my claims.

There are very simple ways to prove things are true while simultaneously protecting privacy concerns.

He won’t post pics of his mansions with particle board cabinetry and plastic floors because they’re not actually mansions. He intentionally uses slight-of-hand and vagueness to mask the bullshit.

He could easily post a pic of his “8.4” and “9.2” (scale to 20) and protect their identity, but refuses to do so hoping his audience will accept his rating.

Sad.
What is sad is you having to create straw man arguments instead of what I actually say. I've never claimed a mansion. I have claimed multiple residential properties worth more than your $318k house and a commercial property worth many times as much. A simple Google search will prove at least two of those, and probably three, if you want to spend more than 60 seconds looking into it.

No, I can't post pictures of them, because weirdos like you take it off of these boards. It has ruined much of the fun of this board, and you have yourself to thank, along with Drew Martin or whatever the angry black kid's name was.
 
We need an objective way to observe this guy’s ranking system. My ranking system won’t allow a female with 4 kids to score above a 6.5. Each year after 22 deducts a tenth of a point. So there are levels.

Stop. Do we need to go back and look at the girlfriends (not just hooking up or dating, but girls I've had relationships with) in the past 12 years? You stalked me on Facebook and commented on everything. You know who these girls are . . . or at least what they look like.

Next level. Again, people who went to Marshall with me have posted on here about my legendary status in that sh!thole. Imagine what happened when the pool and quality got bigger. It became Hollywood level.

Multiple Miss USA girls, pop stars, legit models, random smokeshows . . . the last 12 years have been full of Hall of Famers.
 
It's very possible she has had that taken care of. Two boob jobs. There is a LOT about this girl online . . . literally dozens of threads about her on sites like Reddit and other chat boards. She has a big following, both fans and people who despise her. One claimed to have gone to high school with her and said she has had nose work, cheek fillers, lip fillers, etc. I'm quite sure if she had any issues down there post-birth, she had them taken care of. Give it a few weeks, and I'll report back.

My age can change, but guess what? There is always a bunch more 25 year olds. It's like going back to college welcoming the freshman class.

You must have me mistaken for somebody else. You think Tokyo Disney would include the children? Hell no. She wasn't even thinking that when we discussed it.

Strange twist: during my deep dive into her, I was able to find that she was charged with custodial interference, because she took one of her children to Disneyland when they were supposed to be with the father.


No. She wasn't expecting this at all. As I said, they rotate weeks. The children were never even hypothetically mentioned by her on this.



You're a moron. If you used Google, you would be able to verify anywhere from 2-3 of my properties, which would cover at least half of my claims.


What is sad is you having to create straw man arguments instead of what I actually say. I've never claimed a mansion. I have claimed multiple residential properties worth more than your $318k house and a commercial property worth many times as much. A simple Google search will prove at least two of those, and probably three, if you want to spend more than 60 seconds looking into it.

No, I can't post pictures of them, because weirdos like you take it off of these boards. It has ruined much of the fun of this board, and you have yourself to thank, along with Drew Martin or whatever the angry black kid's name was.
Myself? I honor a strict guy code, unlike you. No man would ever utter a word spoken to him confidentially, or air the dirty laundry of his betters hoping to get a rare W out it.

I get it though. You were down bad and needed to score cheap points. All it did was confirm your homosexuality.
 
Disney Tokyo with 4 kids is probably the bigger issue on the “con” side of all this. Particularly with the special sort of crazy it would take for her to decide letting some rando guy travel with her and her kids out of the country is a good idea. We’re dealing with true crime prequel shit here.

Just bang the nanny.
I would jerk off thinking of the nanny before i would tak those damn kids to disney world, let alone Tokyo.
 
Stop. Do we need to go back and look at the girlfriends (not just hooking up or dating, but girls I've had relationships with) in the past 12 years? You stalked me on Facebook and commented on everything. You know who these girls are . . . or at least what they look like.

Next level. Again, people who went to Marshall with me have posted on here about my legendary status in that sh!thole. Imagine what happened when the pool and quality got bigger. It became Hollywood level.

Multiple Miss USA girls, pop stars, legit models, random smokeshows . . . the last 12 years have been full of Hall of Famers.
We have eyes. We can see what you look like. You’re a 6/10 middle aged guy with plastic floors. Your ceiling is a 30 year old with 4 kids.
 
Not sure about this girl. Is a Porsche with 35% body filler really a Porsche?
I’m almost more shocked that he revealed his 9.2/20 has 4 kids than I am the only pics of his luxurious properties he’s shown are of the particleboard and plastic materials.

This is self-destruction.
 
Hey rifle. I said nothing about your properties. Read the first sentence of my post.
 
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So you’re going to go all the way to Tokyo and the spot she wants to hit is Disneyland?
Yeah. All of the way to Tokyo just to go to one place, and that's it. Sure.
Hey rifle. I said nothing about your properties. Read the first sentence of my post.
In that case, you're saying that you used Google to show that I am way past the age of 50. Want to explain where Google told you that?

Myself? I honor a strict guy code,

Isn't this what I just mocked Tier Three for running around saying? "Guy code"? As I told him, what is this, 2004? Please, just try to stop being a fvcking dork running around looking, acting, and being everything that wasn't even cool to do 20 years ago, let alone today. I can see why 'Wype likes you so much. You make even him look cool.

No man would ever utter a word spoken to him confidentially, or air the dirty laundry of his betters hoping to get a rare W out it.
You still don't know the meaning of "hypocrite," huh? We've gone over this. First, you cried about E.T. allegedly asking about you on some message board trying to find dirt on you. You cried about it. But then you go ask multiple people about me over many years trying to find dirt. Yikes.

Now, you cry because I mock you for exposing how you cheated in your bet on here and cheated on your wife, because it was told to me confidentially? You realize you have posted many things that I have told you privately, right, moron? It's called hypocrisy. Look it up.

All it did was confirm your homosexuality.
The "you're gay" attempts as jabs are as dorky as the "retard" and "fagg!t" comments you routinely use.

We have eyes. We can see what you look like. You’re a 6/10 middle aged guy

Stop. You lose all credibility when you make such outlandish comments that nobody agrees with. This is my life every single day . . . the meeting planning company that I use and pay them $240k for next year (and have used the last two years)? I had a call with them yesterday, and it's always uncomfortable, because they make comments. Their owner and her niece have told everybody how much of a crush they have on me, and they have told me the same and always tell me how they're going to hook me up with [fill in the blank of some hot woman they know]. The woman I saw yesterday? Here are her texts to me:




It's constant for me. I understand that you never have to worry about that unless you're riding the Dumbo ride at Disney, but it's an everyday reality for me.

But let's look at this deeper. The long time posters on here are familiar with whom I have dated over the last 20 years . . . they've seen pictures, are friends on social media, etc. So there's really no denying that on your end. So at what point did I suddenly stop being able to pull constant smokeshows? Remember, we have people who went to Marshall with me having posted on here about it. We have people on here who follow me on social media. There are tons of pictures of me with the girl I dated in 2020 - 2021 who was on The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise twice (hint: they don't put just regular attractive girls on those shows multiple times). So it was just from 2022 on that I wasn't able to pull constant smokeshows? Is that your argument? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6/10, how the hell am I able to have done that up until 2022?

Really, give us that answer. If I can only pull second-rate like you said, when did that start? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6, how did I pull such world-class quality for so long?

the only pics of his luxurious properties he’s shown are of the particleboard and plastic materials.

More lies. That's the difference between the two of us. You fabricate comments and attribute them to me. I use your actual comments and truth against you. You then fabricate things about me.
 
Yeah. All of the way to Tokyo just to go to one place, and that's it. Sure.

In that case, you're saying that you used Google to show that I am way past the age of 50. Want to explain where Google told you that?



Isn't this what I just mocked Tier Three for running around saying? "Guy code"? As I told him, what is this, 2004? Please, just try to stop being a fvcking dork running around looking, acting, and being everything that wasn't even cool to do 20 years ago, let alone today. I can see why 'Wype likes you so much. You make even him look cool.


You still don't know the meaning of "hypocrite," huh? We've gone over this. First, you cried about E.T. allegedly asking about you on some message board trying to find dirt on you. You cried about it. But then you go ask multiple people about me over many years trying to find dirt. Yikes.

Now, you cry because I mock you for exposing how you cheated in your bet on here and cheated on your wife, because it was told to me confidentially? You realize you have posted many things that I have told you privately, right, moron? It's called hypocrisy. Look it up.


The "you're gay" attempts as jabs are as dorky as the "retard" and "fagg!t" comments you routinely use.



Stop. You lose all credibility when you make such outlandish comments that nobody agrees with. This is my life every single day . . . the meeting planning company that I use and pay them $240k for next year (and have used the last two years)? I had a call with them yesterday, and it's always uncomfortable, because they make comments. Their owner and her niece have told everybody how much of a crush they have on me, and they have told me the same and always tell me how they're going to hook me up with [fill in the blank of some hot woman they know]. The woman I saw yesterday? Here are her texts to me:




It's constant for me. I understand that you never have to worry about that unless you're riding the Dumbo ride at Disney, but it's an everyday reality for me.

But let's look at this deeper. The long time posters on here are familiar with whom I have dated over the last 20 years . . . they've seen pictures, are friends on social media, etc. So there's really no denying that on your end. So at what point did I suddenly stop being able to pull constant smokeshows? Remember, we have people who went to Marshall with me having posted on here about it. We have people on here who follow me on social media. There are tons of pictures of me with the girl I dated in 2020 - 2021 who was on The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise twice (hint: they don't put just regular attractive girls on those shows multiple times). So it was just from 2022 on that I wasn't able to pull constant smokeshows? Is that your argument? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6/10, how the hell am I able to have done that up until 2022?

Really, give us that answer. If I can only pull second-rate like you said, when did that start? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6, how did I pull such world-class quality for so long?



More lies. That's the difference between the two of us. You fabricate comments and attribute them to me. I use your actual comments and truth against you. You then fabricate things about me.
Lol a green-texting chick with a motor home who talks like she was born in the '40s. Are you sure that's not your grandmother?

"My Ryan is such a handsome fellow. Granny loves you."
 
They were to split the proceeds of selling their two properties. One sold faster than the other, and it was split. The second took longer, and she hasn’t gotten paid on that one yet. This girl doesn’t have to lie to impress people.

No but you seemingly do. Being the real estate tycoon that you hold yourself to be I'm surprised you don't know how real estate closings occur for jointly held properties.

Also, if there were debt encumbrances on the property in question it could also explain why the monies weren't exchanged at closing. It would also suggest the lady and her ex-husband aren't nearly as strong as you suggest.
 
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That motor home better be an Airstream. We don’t want no stinkin’ Winnebago.
 
That motor home better be an Airstream. We don’t want no stinkin’ Winnebago.
No female under 55 owns a motorhome. Using my handy formula to deduct 0.1 for every year after 22, this chick who calls our wide-bodied friend handsome is a 6.7 now if she was a 10/10 at 22. Deduct 0.5 for owning a motor home, 0.5 for having an Android, 1.0 for poor eyesight (genetic deficiency) and 3.0 for being his grandmother, and the official rating is 1.7/10. No wonder she's in love with a 6/10.
 
He gets them for a week, then she gets them for a week. She travels frequently for her business, so she needs a week without them a couple of times each month.
So. According to you, this "lady" has 4 kids and is only with them every other week and she needs these breaks from them?

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The number of red flags in this aspect of her (ahem) character (ahem) should tell you everything you need to know about any long-term happiness with her. She sounds like a selfish, narcissistic . . . You know what? Nevermind. You two shallow dirt bags are perfect for each other. Enjoy those meat curtains.
 
So. According to you, this "lady" has 4 kids and is only with them every other week and she needs these breaks from them?

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The number of red flags in this aspect of her (ahem) character (ahem) should tell you everything you need to know about any long-term happiness with her. She sounds like a selfish, narcissistic . . . You know what? Nevermind. You two shallow dirt bags are perfect for each other. Enjoy those meat curtains.
It's the movie The Wrestler come to life.
 
I am in my 50's. Overweight, bad knees, bad habits. I am pretty well hung though. But, if It all fell through for me tomorrow not even I would be with this 32 year old woman with 4 kids with some kid of bizarr divorce agreement with Bob the Builder. I would run like hell if she asked me to take her kids to the county fair let alone Disneyworld in Japan. I don't care is she was a 9.2.

That shit is a a trap and guarantee she is crazy.

Now if I was rich as Bill Gates and was tagging 8 to 10's in their 20's all the time, like some people claim, theyn why in the hell would I want crazy woman who is Bob the Builder's ex wife with 4 kids running around.

Hey, baby, take me to Disney World in Japan. How about you fix me a sandwich and get the hell out away from me, crazy woman. I am going golfing and then watching the ball game, Mrs Fatal Attraction.

Trap!!!!!!!!
 
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He clarified the kids wouldn’t be at Disneyland which is better because that would be insane but also confusing because why would two grown adults go to Disneyland in Tokyo.

Not to begrudge anyone their good time, and if Riflearm likes Disneyland more power to him, but I think I’d rather stay domestic and bang the nanny.
 
He clarified the kids wouldn’t be at Disneyland which is better because that would be insane but also confusing because why would two grown adults go to Disneyland in Tokyo.

Not to begrudge anyone their good time, and if Riflearm likes Disneyland more power to him, but I think I’d rather stay domestic and bang the nanny.
The kids are still part of the trap.

Yehh take me to Japan? Yehh ok....
 
Lol a green-texting chick with a motor home who talks like she was born in the '40s. Are you sure that's not your grandmother?

"My Ryan is such a handsome fellow. Granny loves you."
You should watch your mouth. She murdered her police officer husband. Seriously. It was ruled an "accident," but it was reopened to further investigate many months later. There just wasn't enough proof to charge her . . . and then a month later, she started asking every mutual acquaintance to set her up with me.

No but you seemingly do.
Of all of my claims, there have been ones that have been confirmed but none that have been shown to be false. Don't make yourself look dumber than Middle Class.

Being the real estate tycoon that you hold yourself to be I'm surprised you don't know how real estate closings occur for jointly held properties.
Why would I? Unlike you rubes, I don't have to buy a $318k property with my wife on it. Regardless, there could be lots of reasons why they didn't fund at closing. Considering he had the wealth before he married her, a property could have just been in his name, the company name, etc.

No female under 55 owns a motorhome.
I believe that she is in her mid 30s. She's better looking than what you bag, but she is definitely not my type. And she's country. So the motorhome, four-wheelers, and all of her other toys are hers.

Now we know why you wear hats all the time.
I've recently posted many hatless pictures. Even the worthless poster saw a picture of me and said he was expecting worse. Your attempts are getting as desperate as your Facebook posts.

So. According to you, this "lady" has 4 kids and is only with them every other week and she needs these breaks from them?
You misread, Tier Three. She doesn't need a break to get away from them. She needs a break, because she has to travel frequently for her work. But yes, there are other issues I have been able to find, but I'll still have her come out for a poundfest.

I am in my 50's. Overweight, bad knees, bad habits. I am pretty well hung though. But, if It all fell through for me tomorrow not even I would be with this 32 year old woman with 4 kids with some kid of bizarr divorce agreement with Bob the Builder. I would run like hell if she asked me to take her kids to the county fair let alone Disneyworld in Japan. I don't care is she was a 9.2.

That shit is a a trap and guarantee she is crazy.

Now if I was rich as Bill Gates and was tagging 8 to 10's in their 20's all the time, like some people claim, theyn why in the hell would I want crazy woman who is Bob the Builder's ex wife with 4 kids running around.

Hey, baby, take me to Disney World in Japan. How about you fix me a sandwich and get the hell out away from me, crazy woman. I am going golfing and then watching the ball game, Mrs Fatal Attraction.

Trap!!!!!!!!

Why do you insist on a false narrative? Her children aren't going to Tokyo. I am playing Tune-in Tokyo with just her. And I think you are confusing the two. The 9.2 is not the same person as the text messenger.

He clarified the kids wouldn’t be at Disneyland which is better because that would be insane but also confusing because why would two grown adults go to Disneyland in Tokyo.

Not to begrudge anyone their good time, and if Riflearm likes Disneyland more power to him, but I think I’d rather stay domestic and bang the nanny.
I went to Disney World every year from when I was born until 12 years old. It won't be Tokyo just to go there, but it's one place neither of us have been, it's a direct flight from here, and it's hailed as the best Disney park.
 
But let's look at this deeper. The long time posters on here are familiar with whom I have dated over the last 20 years . . . they've seen pictures, are friends on social media, etc. So there's really no denying that on your end. So at what point did I suddenly stop being able to pull constant smokeshows? Remember, we have people who went to Marshall with me having posted on here about it. We have people on here who follow me on social media. There are tons of pictures of me with the girl I dated in 2020 - 2021 who was on The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise twice (hint: they don't put just regular attractive girls on those shows multiple times). So it was just from 2022 on that I wasn't able to pull constant smokeshows? Is that your argument? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6/10, how the hell am I able to have done that up until 2022?

Really, give us that answer. If I can only pull second-rate like you said, when did that start? And if my claims of wealth are bogus, and if I am a 6, how did I pull such world-class quality for so long?
Still waiting, Middle Class. This just gives me more opportunity to boast about my superiority, so please keep challenging this.
 
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