This is the second installment of AFU Rates the Predictors.
*AFU reserves the right to mix our betting metaphors and randomly select betting and football references like shuffling a fresh deck of cards.
Just Enjoying Watching the Horses Go Around
@i am herman “i have no idea on this game at all.”
@HerdFan76 Liked i am herdman
Betting on the Wrong Horse:
@bigherdfan MU loss 21-35 “I think it will be a rough day for The Herd.”
@31Herd55 MU loss 17-31 “FAU has Lane on the sidelines. Herd - has Doc on the sidelines. Advantage - FAU”
@herdalicious MU loss 24-35
@cottrell75 “I want to pick us, but I can’t at this point.” Liked captain jb22
@herdfan93 MU loss 21-31 “Docs record against teams with a pulse is pretty bad. The Owls not only have a pulse they also have LK.”
@captain jb22 MU loss 27-30 Liked cottrell75“...I look forward to Judge posting our predictions in his “gotcha” post.”
@herdinmichigan MU loss 31-34
@Meadowsja MU loss 14-30
@herdfan429 MU loss 17-31 “We get beat handily”
@Marine03 MU loss 27-40 “I don’t think our defense is FUC level.”
@TeenWolfChubby MU loss 23-31
@wally2023 Liked 31Herd55
Hedging Bets
@Lake Norman Thunder MU win 31-28 “I wanna believe.” BUT...Liked 31Herd55
@Garbanjo Liked Lake Norman Thunder BUT...Liked 31Herd55 & cottrell75
@TwolHerdfan MU 28-27 BUT...Liked cottrell75 & captain jb22
@UBeenThunderStruck “Herd wins in a close one: 35-31 OR Herd loses big 42-17”
Betting on the Winning Betters
@19MU88 Liked Herdu88 & gunnerbj & Tim_N_Montana & herdfan1999
@goherd13 Liked Herdu88
Winning Bets
@Josh Stowers MU win 33-31
@gunnerbj MU win 42-20
@Yogiherd MU win 38-23
@herdfan1999 MU win 42-17 “Our guys want this one.”
@herd4life5 (HN) MU win27-24 “Thomson improves again, maintain run game, we have a shot.”
@jeremycriss MU win 26-20 Liked goherd13
@goherd13 MU win 34-24 “We’ll be ready”
@Marshall_Mike MU win 24-21 “Herd in Overtime!”
@scherdfan MU win 35-31 “We gash them with the run, but they pass us silly.”
@ohio herd MU win 31-21
@herd66 MU win 27-24
@NKY_HerdFan MU win 34-24
@RhinoD MU win 30-28
@W-S HerdFan MU win 41-24
@goherdorgohome2 MU win 28-5
@beefcake0520 MU win 28-17 “Defense rises up, offense manages the game.”
@GreenDuke MU win 31-24
Trifecta!
@Herdu88 31-17 “...close early but herd running game dominates late.”
@Tim_N_Montana 38-13 “Running game and D dominate.”
@IslandHerd1 35-13
Behind the Lines
A little redemption from last week, when I was tempted to throw in the towel and just start recruiting for next year. But…
Why is Marine still on the field? Dude is running in the wrong direction. And who the hell is FUC? I know Meadowsja and Herdfan429 are props but what kind of prediction was that? I want to cut Cottrell some slack “but I can’t at this point.” Captain LIKED Cottrell, Cottrell LIKED Captain, Joanie LOVES Chachie - get a room. 31 and 93 bet on Kiffin over Doc. Watching that 4th down play from his own 13 must have been like watching the dealer sweep your chips off the table.
LNThunder, Garganjo, Twol, and UBeen - pick a side! It’s like you tried to move your chips once the ball was spinning. As bad as i am herdman, who wasn’t even sure there was a game this week. I say this as a friend, i am: get off the pipe.
Stowers redeemed himself but he still has to shoulder some the blame for his shitty recruiting in years past. Outstanding games from Herdu88, Tim_in_Montana, and IslandHerd1. This is the type of predicting we should expect from such a veteran group. Congratulations to everyone in the money. I would have put goherdorgohome2 in the big money if he hadn't predicted FAU with FIVE.
Finally, a bye week. We damn sure need it. Maybe herdealicious can complete his concussion protocol; maybe TeenWolf can get his Chubby looked at. Hope beefcake and Rhino don’t lose their momentum. Hope herdinmichigan can get out of Michigan. If we can parlay the promising predictions of guys like jeremy and goherd13 and NKY and W-S and GreenDuke, then maybe we can salvage this season. To paraphrase Dickel, at times our predicting has been “like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.” Or was that Patches O’Houlihan?
In any case: Legg sucks, Doc sucks more, Stowers is a company man, and Shepherd’s QB should be starting for us. I miss Fever.
*AFU reserves the right to mix our betting metaphors and randomly select betting and football references like shuffling a fresh deck of cards.
Just Enjoying Watching the Horses Go Around
@i am herman “i have no idea on this game at all.”
@HerdFan76 Liked i am herdman
Betting on the Wrong Horse:
@bigherdfan MU loss 21-35 “I think it will be a rough day for The Herd.”
@31Herd55 MU loss 17-31 “FAU has Lane on the sidelines. Herd - has Doc on the sidelines. Advantage - FAU”
@herdalicious MU loss 24-35
@cottrell75 “I want to pick us, but I can’t at this point.” Liked captain jb22
@herdfan93 MU loss 21-31 “Docs record against teams with a pulse is pretty bad. The Owls not only have a pulse they also have LK.”
@captain jb22 MU loss 27-30 Liked cottrell75“...I look forward to Judge posting our predictions in his “gotcha” post.”
@herdinmichigan MU loss 31-34
@Meadowsja MU loss 14-30
@herdfan429 MU loss 17-31 “We get beat handily”
@Marine03 MU loss 27-40 “I don’t think our defense is FUC level.”
@TeenWolfChubby MU loss 23-31
@wally2023 Liked 31Herd55
Hedging Bets
@Lake Norman Thunder MU win 31-28 “I wanna believe.” BUT...Liked 31Herd55
@Garbanjo Liked Lake Norman Thunder BUT...Liked 31Herd55 & cottrell75
@TwolHerdfan MU 28-27 BUT...Liked cottrell75 & captain jb22
@UBeenThunderStruck “Herd wins in a close one: 35-31 OR Herd loses big 42-17”
Betting on the Winning Betters
@19MU88 Liked Herdu88 & gunnerbj & Tim_N_Montana & herdfan1999
@goherd13 Liked Herdu88
Winning Bets
@Josh Stowers MU win 33-31
@gunnerbj MU win 42-20
@Yogiherd MU win 38-23
@herdfan1999 MU win 42-17 “Our guys want this one.”
@herd4life5 (HN) MU win27-24 “Thomson improves again, maintain run game, we have a shot.”
@jeremycriss MU win 26-20 Liked goherd13
@goherd13 MU win 34-24 “We’ll be ready”
@Marshall_Mike MU win 24-21 “Herd in Overtime!”
@scherdfan MU win 35-31 “We gash them with the run, but they pass us silly.”
@ohio herd MU win 31-21
@herd66 MU win 27-24
@NKY_HerdFan MU win 34-24
@RhinoD MU win 30-28
@W-S HerdFan MU win 41-24
@goherdorgohome2 MU win 28-5
@beefcake0520 MU win 28-17 “Defense rises up, offense manages the game.”
@GreenDuke MU win 31-24
Trifecta!
@Herdu88 31-17 “...close early but herd running game dominates late.”
@Tim_N_Montana 38-13 “Running game and D dominate.”
@IslandHerd1 35-13
Behind the Lines
A little redemption from last week, when I was tempted to throw in the towel and just start recruiting for next year. But…
Why is Marine still on the field? Dude is running in the wrong direction. And who the hell is FUC? I know Meadowsja and Herdfan429 are props but what kind of prediction was that? I want to cut Cottrell some slack “but I can’t at this point.” Captain LIKED Cottrell, Cottrell LIKED Captain, Joanie LOVES Chachie - get a room. 31 and 93 bet on Kiffin over Doc. Watching that 4th down play from his own 13 must have been like watching the dealer sweep your chips off the table.
LNThunder, Garganjo, Twol, and UBeen - pick a side! It’s like you tried to move your chips once the ball was spinning. As bad as i am herdman, who wasn’t even sure there was a game this week. I say this as a friend, i am: get off the pipe.
Stowers redeemed himself but he still has to shoulder some the blame for his shitty recruiting in years past. Outstanding games from Herdu88, Tim_in_Montana, and IslandHerd1. This is the type of predicting we should expect from such a veteran group. Congratulations to everyone in the money. I would have put goherdorgohome2 in the big money if he hadn't predicted FAU with FIVE.
Finally, a bye week. We damn sure need it. Maybe herdealicious can complete his concussion protocol; maybe TeenWolf can get his Chubby looked at. Hope beefcake and Rhino don’t lose their momentum. Hope herdinmichigan can get out of Michigan. If we can parlay the promising predictions of guys like jeremy and goherd13 and NKY and W-S and GreenDuke, then maybe we can salvage this season. To paraphrase Dickel, at times our predicting has been “like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.” Or was that Patches O’Houlihan?
In any case: Legg sucks, Doc sucks more, Stowers is a company man, and Shepherd’s QB should be starting for us. I miss Fever.
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