4 colors...you forgot bondo.One only needs to look at Greed's photo. The dude wraps his belt around himself 3 times and wears his pants just below his nipples. Insecurity issues transparent with him.
I bet Thelma and Mary Louise types were falling at his feet back in the day. Well--- I guess until he opened his mouth and spoke. He must have been one boring ole fart then and for sure now. I doubt driving that old Pinto with 3 different colors (Green, Purple and Rust) helped his cause. I have this imagine of him at local fire-hall during a sock-hop prancing around every Saturday evening at 5:15 pm. He'd come wearing suspenders with a silk polka dotted bow-tie and be all splashed up with Old Spice. Then he would be chawing away on his bubblegum while doing his cool body lean attempting to score an overweight dance partner.
I' bet $100 he was one of those who never used deodorant either.
Never used ??? Still doesn't
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