Why other than me? Mine isn't embossed in gold. I'm sure you can refinance your house and afford one that I have. But make sure you get a couple of the propane heat lamps/towers. They keep the fire pit warmth locked in. I have an extra one sitting in my garage still in the box. Your Mexican wife can take it back home with her after she is done cleaning my place.
Eh, $80k is a nice chunk of change for me. To you, it's life changing. Regardless if it were $8 or $800,000, I still would have gone after it based on principle. I understand that is something foreign to you.
Of course I do.
But wait: You guys clean your own house? Oh, god. I'm sorry. I forget the type of people I associate with on this board. Life is tough for some people.
Unless you're an absolute pig or have a filthy house due to being a pet freak, the automatic vacuums work perfectly. I live solo and am only at this property for about 10 nights per month, and I don't wear my shoes inside, so it never is dirty here. But I will run it every couple of months when I leave the house for 60 minutes, and it's great. The only thing it doesn't get is anything that is lodged in a corner or against a wall/kitchen island, but that's what the handheld Dyson stick vacuum thing is good for. Plug the thing in a spare bedroom closet and run it weekly if you have pets, and your place will be good.