Anyone following the Giuliani Twitter typo stuff?

[WV-FAN]

Cleary, you weren't thinking when you tried forming that sentence.


7) Bill Clinton looks in the direction of cheeto as he is giving handshakes, and awaits the hand from the higher position

wild bill was thinking, "got damn, wouldn't i like to fuhk her. how'd i get stuck with this cvnt. damn, she looking good as always, even if rk does call her a stripper. old rk , wonder how he's been. have to hook up with him and go slay some ass. fvcking asshole trump, wish i had that kind of money back in the day, i wouldn't be stuck with this tramp, i'd have purchased me a wife as hot as don's. wonder where he bought her . . . damn, i'm horny, get this funeral over with, i'm gonna have to excuse myself to the restroom and hit up pornhub."

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Ok, idiot.

Yeah, it's probably just one huge coincidence that all of those things happened exactly as social etiquette requires, huh? Just one big coincidence they all happened exactly as etiquette states and that all of the parties, other than the stripper who lied about graduating college on her website, are Ivy League grads worth tens of millions (at minimum) who have been exposed to that etiquette for decades.

All just one giant fvcking coincidence. And I'm the idiot here according to you.

Stick around. You'll continue to learn things.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

i'm gonna have to excuse myself to the restroom and hit up pornhub."

Bill is definitely a Brazzers guy. He has no problem paying for higher quality porn.

The only time I saw Bill in person was at a Georgetown game. Back in those days, I had tickets right behind the Georgetown bench (for wvu and Louisville game, I purposely got extra tix behind the opponents' bench so I could harass the coaches) and co-rented a suite with a buddy from 2009-2011. It was a big game (Syracuse/Georgetown), so my suite was full, and I was up there most of the game. A few minutes into the game, the crowd started cheering. I couldn't notice why until I saw the Georgetown cheerleaders all running toward where the sideline and baseline meet. They all were running to get a picture with Clinton during a timeout as he sat in the first row. Clinton had no shame. Besides the girls kneeling and standing all around him, he had two of them sit on his lap for the picture. Even after his reputation of being a dog, he still kept at it in front of everyone.

 

[WV-FAN]

Bill is definitely a Brazzers guy. He has no problem paying for higher quality porn.

The only time I saw Bill in person was at a Georgetown game. Back in those days, I had tickets right behind the Georgetown bench (for wvu and Louisville game, I purposely got extra tix behind the opponents' bench so I could harass the coaches) and co-rented a suite with a buddy from 2009-2011. It was a big game (Syracuse/Georgetown), so my suite was full, and I was up there most of the game. A few minutes into the game, the crowd started cheering. I couldn't notice why until I saw the Georgetown cheerleaders all running toward where the sideline and baseline meet. They all were running to get a picture with Clinton during a timeout as he sat in the first row. Clinton had no shame. Besides the girls kneeling and standing all around him, he had two of them sit on his lap for the picture. Even after his reputation of being a dog, he still kept at it in front of everyone.

one of my favorite presidents. this one was an instant classic (he was watching one of the trump sloots for those who've had their head in the sand):

there's a better video/gif out there that shows hilldawg sort of rolling her eyes as she turns back around. dude gives absolutely zero fvcks.

another clinton classic:

don't seem to like 'em heavy, doe:

 

[19MU88]

I have the day off personally.

aren't you a teacher? so perpetually off?