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[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

For those of you who have been around a while, what are some of the best battles/jabs on here over the years?

Ducky could get under hillbilly' skin like no other. His mocking of hillbilly's wife being the breadwinner would set him off. He pissed hillbilly off so much, that he assaulted him in real life.

Ducky also would make me laugh each time he referred to mark as "paperboy." Mark would act like it didn't bother him, but you could tell it did, especially after he scanned and sent ducky a copy of his paycheck to show how much he made.

I'm not sure if there has ever been the level of sheer hate exhibited on here by Florida herd fan towards PJ. There was no love lost, and FHF truly despised PJ.

I do get a chuckle each time ET refers to herdman as "failed business owner."

Pokey and mark had a mostly behind the scenes battle going. It eventually spilled onto the board, but it was a short-lived yet heated battle.

I don't count the Toledo/Amy thing, because that was basically the entire board against those two.

What else am I missing?

 

[extragreen]

All the times you try to disparage faith in God while having no evidence of you sprouting from a mud pie. That's pretty hilarious.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

Damn, I'm going to have to put some thought into this one.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I remember there being a female on here at one time on the old board. She was a feminist that struggled with mental illness as I recall, but man was she out of her element. She got brutalized and left after maybe 4-6 months.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

Ducky vs the mods was one of those times where I just kept refreshing over and over again waiting for the next thing to happen.

He would be banned over and over again, creating new usernames every time. It got to the point where the "New Users" section was just his aliases.

That level of trolling earned my respect.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

Also, it would be remiss of me not to bring up the years long back and forth between you and Gary.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Aside : if extra owns a business brings home D dollars and pays employees X per year and pays Y in taxes while Herdman does not own a business but makes a nice W2 take home (H dollars) and pays Z in taxes....

If H+Z is > (E+ X+Y), then why are we giving Herdman sh*t?

Even from an argument about benefit to society/employees, if Herdmans taxes are more than extras employee wages/taxes/workers comp, then why are we busting herdman's balls?

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I recall a thread about a conservative vs liberal pick up basketball game of 5 on 5....then a year or so later rifle and BC play one on one after a bunch of trash talking. Then there was a bromance about how good they were with lots of flowery comments.

Think that about covered that .

 

[i am herdman]

All I know is those damn women were crazy.

 

[herdfan06]

Ducky vs the mods was one of those times where I just kept refreshing over and over again waiting for the next thing to happen.

He would be banned over and over again, creating new usernames every time. It got to the point where the "New Users" section was just his aliases.

That level of trolling earned my respect.

Remember when they found him at the library?

 

[herdfan06]

All I know is those damn women were crazy.

Even MUCutie?

 

[i am herdman]

Even MUCutie?

Didn't someone that post on here marry her?

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I can't remember the best ones, so you guys might need to send the bat signal out to murox or pokey. They were prominent poster when I started looking at this place 10 years ago.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I liked the Herd Chemist/WV Fan rivalry over the years, one that included several scheduled fights, penis therapy, and the Pagans motorcycle club.

Then there was that smug prick Archetype, who had some epic battles with several posters, including pretty much everybody over at TITM. I remember him giving Chemist hell about being a wife beater and supposedly going to jail, only to have a prominent poster by the name of Michigan Herd locate him online to see that he was tossed in jail for exposing himself at a wvu tailgate party. The prick then disappeared. Wonder if Arch is still alive or locked up for kiddie porn?

Lastly, I always enjoyed watching Rifle make 30Cat cry.

Good times.

Bring back TITM.

 

[herdfan06]

Didn't someone that post on here marry her?

Yes, MUATO, he still posts on the main board.

 

[herdfan06]

I can't remember the best ones, so you guys might need to send the bat signal out to murox or pokey. They were prominent poster when I started looking at this place 10 years ago.

It seems like it has only been over the past year that murox has gone through extended periods without posting here, I seem to recall Pokey reappeared briefly the other year.

 

[extragreen]

If H+Z is > (E+ X+Y)

Because "if" in front of those equations is hearsay. If you enter a "w" on whiners side of the equation to represent whining, well then he wins hands down.

 

[Walden Pond]

There was that woman who moved to Lexington. She was a bleeding heart who also had some guy mooching off her. He would post as well, but was real stupid and left quickly. At least she had some sense. She also had her picture on here and I called her fat.

Well, she was. And so was I at the time. I will be again someday probably, except it's all just gonna be belly. Stick arms, stick legs and just fat globbin' off my stomach. When I was a man raising all this hell, the fat was well distributed. Another warning about losing weight too fast.

 

[i am herdman]

Yes, MUATO, he still posts on the main board.

Now, I remember.

 

[murox]

I'm still around. Waiting for you retards to talk about something worth discussing.

 

[herdfan06]

I'm still around. Waiting for you retards to talk about something worth discussing.

If you post another picture of your wife, you will get Ducky excited again because he thinks she looks like Ann Coulter.