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Biggest burn barrel fire of the year

Burning your shit so your wife does not get half when she finally leaves you?
 
Barrel fire night sounds awesome.

I did a little “cooking” tonight. had some left over roasted duck. Wish I had hamburger buns but made do…

roasted duck, orange sweet glaze (soy sauce, orange, brown sugar, rice vinegar reduced down ) with granny smith red onion slaw.

 
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Well come down here and you won't be burning shit. Getting ready to piss and pour. These storms are slow and tracking in a way that dumps a lot of rain. There's a flash flood warning in Louisville Metro, for 4-6 inches of rain in an hour. One spot up by Madison IN got 6-8 inches of rain.

I picked up some of that Dragonfly IPA, and ate 1 1/2 gummies. Watching ND vs tOSU, hate both of these damn teams, hope they kill each other. Should be a good evening.
 
Well come down here and you won't be burning shit. Getting ready to piss and pour. These storms are slow and tracking in a way that dumps a lot of rain. There's a flash flood warning in Louisville Metro, for 4-6 inches of rain in an hour. One spot up by Madison IN got 6-8 inches of rain.

I picked up some of that Dragonfly IPA, and ate 1 1/2 gummies. Watching ND vs tOSU, hate both of these damn teams, hope they kill each other. Should be a good evening.
it's 68 degrees outside today, and I have a porch fire going. Not really a fire, but a couple logs simmering which is ideal for finishing this fresh cooler of beers today. Drank three French Ridge IPAs to start the day this far. Millersburg Brewing beer. 7.5% and have a damn good beer buzz working. If I burn one, I'm liable to do something funny.
 
Are you talking about that woke little back porch fire you had going? I seriously had to question your masculinity when I saw that picture on the Facebook. After you stepped it up with the picture of the fruity beer with the cute little fire in the background, I was forced to question your sexuality.
 
Are you talking about that woke little back porch fire you had going? I seriously had to question your masculinity when I saw that picture on the Facebook. After you stepped it up with the picture of the fruity beer with the cute little fire in the background, I was forced to question your sexuality.
I guess technically it was shaped like a barrel, but had cutesy little shapes cut out. Looked like something you'd find on Pinterest.
 
it's 68 degrees outside today, and I have a porch fire going. Not really a fire, but a couple logs simmering which is ideal for finishing this fresh cooler of beers today. Drank three French Ridge IPAs to start the day this far. Millersburg Brewing beer. 7.5% and have a damn good beer buzz working. If I burn one, I'm liable to do something funny.
That rain up by Madison fvcked shit up. A lady died when her home was swept away by the creek. A local weather observer had 9" in their rain gauge.

 
Maybe this is better.

Tonight I did a fig, goat cheese and pistachio salad with a honey balsamic dressing.

Salmon and olive oil roasted Brussel sprouts .

Looks good.

This isn't as healthy, but my wife makes roasted sprouts while cooking bacon on a rack above it, lets that grease drip down on them. Sprouts with a little olive oil and garlic. Damn tasty.
 
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Are you talking about that woke little back porch fire you had going? I seriously had to question your masculinity when I saw that picture on the Facebook. After you stepped it up with the picture of the fruity beer with the cute little fire in the background, I was forced to question your sexuality.
I don't even know who you are.

But, if you're referencing a 7.5% IPA from Millersburg Brewing as a fruity beer, then I may not be the guy you choose to question their masculinity. Talk to the faggit (with the small hands) drinking PBRs yesterday.

As for the fire, not even a redneck like yourself would put their burn barrel on the got damn porch. But, that damn thing my wife purchased a couple months ago cracked shortly after I posted a picture, and a big chunk of the clay broke off the back, and a damn log fell out, so had to call the Fire Captain MH to get out the hose and spray down the damn deck really good. Took a small sledge hammer to the rest of it yesterday, so now it's in pieces surrounding the frog pond.
 
I don't even know who you are.

But, if you're referencing a 7.5% IPA from Millersburg Brewing as a fruity beer, then I may not be the guy you choose to question their masculinity. Talk to the faggit (with the small hands) drinking PBRs yesterday.

As for the fire, not even a redneck like yourself would put their burn barrel on the got damn porch. But, that damn thing my wife purchased a couple months ago cracked shortly after I posted a picture, and a big chunk of the clay broke off the back, and a damn log fell out, so had to call the Fire Captain MH to get out the hose and spray down the damn deck really good. Took a small sledge hammer to the rest of it yesterday, so now it's in pieces surrounding the frog pond.
Sooo....you're gonna buy a new woke fire barrel then?

16 ounce cans of PBR probably threw you off when all you hold are the mini-sized cans of White Claw.
 
I have a friend who took the inner part of an old hot water heater, cut it in half, welded legs on the bottom, and turned it into a nice fire barrel. I want one of those.
 
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