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If you leave the decision in their hand they won't make the correct business decision, but one that gets them out the door quicker.

I would argue two things on that:
1) Having six employees work an additional ten minutes, thus be paid for ten more minutes each, will cost more than the profits made from serving two extra cars during that time.
2) If the correct business decision is to stay open in order to capture the money trying to be given to the business, then it is actually the owner who is making the wrong decision by closing at that time and not the employees.
 
I would argue two things on that:
1) Having six employees work an additional ten minutes, thus be paid for ten more minutes each, will cost more than the profits made from serving two extra cars during that time.
2) If the correct business decision is to stay open in order to capture the money trying to be given to the business, then it is actually the owner who is making the wrong decision by closing at that time and not the employees.
that's why you send half to 2/3's of them home on time and keep the other two or three around to finish up. and, while the owner may still take one in the ass and pay out more over those 10 mins than they bring in, just think of all that goodwill they received.

which would you rather read on social media if the business were yours? "that no good slime ball motherfvcker kicked me out at 10 sharp and one of his deadbeat employees beat off on my sammich. damn thing taste like jizz. never eating in that shit hole again!", or "that's such a fabulous place to eat, the sperm infested sammiches made by their great staff are awesome, and they even stayed open a bit late for us. we'll be sure to eat there in the future and highly recommend it!"
 
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I'm sure this one isn't unique, but out of every ten times I'm in McDonald's drive thru, I bet they mess up my order at least five times. It's so infuriating. A few weeks ago, I ordered two hamburger Happy Meals for my kids and got home only to discover that neither one of them had hamburgers in it. Just apples and French fries. How on earth can you mess that up?

My wife and I had a similar experience at Long John Silver's. We pulled into the drive thru with about six minutes to spare until the store closed. At that time, we witnessed two other couples walk into the store, as the doors were still open. The lights were all on, and the automated voice asked to take our order. I proceeded to order and, upon finishing, was greeted with silence. We waited for a couple minutes and then drove up to the window, asking what was going on and if we needed to order at the window or what. The lady replied that the store was closed and they weren't serving any more food, while simultaneously a guy behind her was ripping open a bag of fish and putting it into the fryer. My wife, a stickler for customer service, asked what they were doing with the food that was being opened and cooked as she spoke to us. The lady, who was also the manager on duty, had no response. She simply said they were closed and shut the window in our face.

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speaking of of cum guzzling faggits . . . ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
I'm sure this one isn't unique, but out of every ten times I'm in McDonald's drive thru, I bet they mess up my order at least five times.
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In other words, they mess it at least half of the time.

I could say "Out of the 7200 times I have taken a shit in my life, I bet that I plugged the toilet at least 3600 times."

or . . .

I could simply say "I bet that I plug the toilet at least half of the times I take a shit."

Saving West Virginian education one at a time.
 
Kitchen Closes at "X",

I don't know if you did it on purpose or really knew the correct way, but seeing you properly put the quotation inside of the comma when only quoting a single letter or numeral brought a tear of pride to my eye.

You may be a racist; you may like the most overrated coach in college football outside of Taggart; you may be ass-backwards on politics; but dammit, you could teach those boys from Williamson a lesson on grammar.
 
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You may be a racist.
There's no way I can possibly be considered a racist.

Proof:
I watch re-runs of Sanford & Son and The Jeffersons.
I used to play ball with some black guys, and I know some of their names.
I have had a black neighbor for the last 20 years, but I don't know her name.
I have not one, but two black Facebook friends.
 
In other words, they mess it at least half of the time.

I could say "Out of the 7200 times I have taken a shit in my life, I bet that I plugged the toilet at least 3600 times."

or . . .

I could simply say "I bet that I plug the toilet at least half of the times I take a shit."

Saving West Virginian education one at a time.

I used a larger sample size because it’s not every other time I go. They may get it right five times in a row and they may get it wrong five times in a row. The average works out to be the same, sure, but I can go five straight trips and they get it right, and the next five they get it wrong. Just frustrating.
 
There's no way I can possibly be considered a racist.

Proof:
I watch re-runs of Sanford & Son and The Jeffersons.
I used to play ball with some black guys, and I know some of their names.
I have had a black neighbor for the last 20 years, but I don't know her name.
I have not one, but two black Facebook friends.


And your favorite one:

I can't be a racist. I have blacks in my family tree . . .



they're still hanging from it outback.
 
If you eat that shit and you say you are not at the level of rifle and murox, no, you don’t want to compare.

LMAO!

Who said I eat it? I go to McDonalds primarily to get my kids Happy Meals and pick up my wife a chicken nugget meal from time to time. Granted, I do enjoy McDonalds from time to time. We eat at Long John's about twice a year.

I run 10-12 miles per week and work out 4 days/week.

So yea...my original comment stands. "LMAO"
 
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