Damn it. now a cat is sitting in my yard

[i am herdman]

This is just this whole gender confusion thing. Boys want to be girls. Girls want to be boys. Now cats shit in my yard like a dog.

I about stepped in it a couple of days ago and I was like what the hell, a land mine. Had to get a shovel and throw it out back. Well I am sitting on the deck and I see the little bastard and he looks me in the eye and digs up the pine straw and dumps. Little bastard got away before I could get to the red ryder.

 

[MichiganHerd]

This whole thing makes me want to move to the Black Hills. I doubt there's many fruits around there. Indians would scalp them. I won't watch the ESPY awards again this year. Those haven't been worth a shit for several years now. I hope the bad ass athletes boo 'shim' off the stage. I hope the cameras show the athletes out in the crowd laughing hysterically at 'shim'.