Dead Last, Part 10

[riflearm2]

West Virginia has the lowest internet access in the country. Dead fvcking last.

"Y'all only use internets for pornography. So why would I need internets? I have three daughters, two nieces, and a half-son who likes all of them who live with me. Each night after coming back from McCoy Station, I tell my half-son to pick a different girl, and I get to watch. Internets is for losers who can't get any in real life."

 

[30CAT]

West Virginia has the lowest internet access in the country. Dead fvcking last.

"Y'all only use internets for pornography. So why would I need internets? I have three daughters, two nieces, and a half-son who likes all of them who live with me. Each night after coming back from McCoy Station, I tell my half-son to pick a different girl, and I get to watch. Internets is for losers who can't get any in real life."

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You you "basic thinking skills" to figure out why. I still don't think you're a dumbass, regardless of how hard you try.