I know he has DMed a few dudes on here offering to give them a hand job.
He seems to be pretty cool but I’m a creepy-looking, goofy-looking idiot who looks like I have Downs Syndrome. He’s not really in my head - you know, a WVU fan coming to a Marshal board to start a thread about another WVU fan is perfectly normal. Us idiot, right-wing WVU fans don't claim him. He’s so much more intelligent than us. Hell, most of us idiot, right-wing WVU fans never went to college, let alone WVU.
Haha.
You think it's funny that you offer strange men on a message board hand jobs?