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Ducky, there is hope for you

herdfan06

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Feb 3, 2007
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I know how much you hate fat chicks and want a skinny one for yourself. Perhaps this girl would be happy to lend you a "helping hand."
 
It's too late. The video was nasty. I am too old for all this anyway. Not interested. There is no woman in the world who would put up with this. The rules, routines. No way. They would not follow the rules.

They would mess up my days just like the other day when someone at work gave me a ticket to the minor league ballgame here in town. I let it bother me for hours, then finally ripped it into pieces and threw it away.

The routines cannot be altered unless it's something I believe is better. I will alter my days for Buckeye games, Reds games, maybe a good road trip somewhere. Not minor league ball. Not family. Not to meet strangers.
 
Why not buy a wife from overseas as they will have to stay with you for x number of years? Once they achieve their full eligibility to leave you, let them leave and buy another.
 
Nobody's going to stay with me for x number of minutes. I've lived for 8 1/2 years alone. That's how I always needed it. I wouldn't let anybody in here to ruin it. I'd cuss them out and run them off, no exceptions.

I can handle people out there a little bit, but I must be able to have a place of my own to get away from all of them. They're overwhelming. Weekends are spent recharging for when I have to spend another 5 day marathon around them. Having people around on the weekends would be an absolute disaster. That's why I don't even like visiting relatives anymore.
 
Weekends are spent recharging for when I have to spend another 5 day marathon around them. Having people around on the weekends would be an absolute disaster. That's why I don't even like visiting relatives anymore.
1. Weekends are spent recharging for when I have to spend another 5 day marathon around them. Having people around on the weekends would be an absolute disaster.
--- Based on your posting habits, I am willing to bet you spend approximately 1.5 days working each week.


2. That's why I don't even like visiting relatives anymore.[/QUOTE]
--- I do not think you ever enjoyed visiting your relatives.
 
The actual work? 1.5 days is probably a busy week. It's just like it was in school. I always finished way before everybody else and got bored. The work is cake. Having the people around is the marathon.

But I got done fast in school, so I wrote stories. Now I watch old football games, baseball highlights, look at the stock market (not because I care about my 401k, but because I like seeing the numbers), watch trucker dash cam road trips across America, post on message boards and research any topic that I can think of.

I used to like going just to have familiar people to talk to. There's nobody in the real world. All strangers. Nothing to talk about outside of work. No family gossip, no memories of stupid shit we did when we were kids, no updates on people we know dying off.

However, with the dogs, cats, the place being too cold, too many other people, and nowhere to get away from it all, there's just no way. It's like getting beat over the head with sticks.

I could write a book about the curse, but I imagine several have already been written. Of course they probably suck. I'd tell it like it was.

The Oddest Ball of the Lot may be the title. There's nobody who can identify with this stuff.
 
I've seen the "busy" people. They're just busy not making decisions, wasting time and working like molasses.

If I did that, I'd be incredibly discouraged and just say to hell with it. Hurry up and do the damn work.
 
These are good quality. HD and positioned so there's nothing obstructing the view. Youtube handle is crosscountryroads. I've seen the lower 48 on there. 10 miles at a time. I remember watching I-80 on there across Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah and Nevada.

I don't feel compelled to watch those over. I-79 from Charleston to Weston and back. That's the one I watch over and over.
 
I sure missed her that year she wasn't on the show. Then she came back, but she got fat. Not as good as she was before she left. Let herself go that year thinking her TV days were over.

She's still all right though. Well, at least she was the last time I saw her. Could be a bus by now. No telling.
 
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