Huntington is dump.
Louisville is turning into a mini-Chicago, and thugs carjack and rape women within a block of your campus. Your disgraced president is a crook, you had a Dean go to prison, and you might lose your accreditation because your governor (from Louisville) is an idiot...oh and if you lose accreditation your players' grades won't count and every sport will have to forfeit this season. Your football coach is a scumbag, your basketball coach is a scumbag, your basketball program ran underage prostitutes through Minardi Hall, you just had an ex star player arrested for robbing hotels at gunpoint...again, he's his own crime spree, and your defensive star is a woman beater.
Honestly, if Stoops did knock up a student and gets fired you all should hire him...he would fit right in.