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Hillary is Passing out Woman Cards

What she needs to sell is whatever PED that's pumped into her blood stream that allows her to stand for 3 hours during a debate. I'd buy that shit, probably be hitting new PRs in a week. Seriously, she can barely crawl up the stairs to get on her plane but somehow stands up straight for 3 hours. Maybe she has a metal girdle under that Kim Jung Un outfit. It probably puts out a small electrical current to keep her muscles rigid, that's why she gets all wide eyed and crazy looking after an hour or so.
 
Congratulations, you're in the majority?

I was thinking about getting one until I saw that. That's a hell of an insult. In fine print. Par for the damn course. She knows I'm probably the only one who will see it though.

No sale.
 
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