I Am Herd Man
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All three have redeeming qualities.
Choice A:
You always have to like the stars and bars. The pale skin is exotic in a quality way. I bet she can change a tire and fix very good biscuits and gravy. She probably controls things in bed and nothing wrong with a woman who knows what she wants and in this case it would be to ride me like the General Lee over a ditch. She is probably good with a 20 gauge as well.
That being said, she is bat shit crazy. I know. Red Haired women are batshit crazy. Plus, odds are she was a pole dancer or still is.
I would bang her in a heart beat.
Choice B:
Is that a young Christie Brinkley? You would think it would be a no brainer to say you would bang her over the others. Just on who she is alone. That being said, getting sloppy seconds from Billie Joel kind of freaks me out. Hell of singer and can play the piano like no tomorrow. But, he way out kicked his coverage with her.
Hot as hell and a Mt Rushmore or natural beauty.
You have to bang her and I would probably last 2 seconds with her, but I wouldn't care. She is a 60 year old you tag with no questions asked.
Choice C:
What a rack. And a hint of a little Polynesian princess in there.Ummm tasy and nice as hell rack. She is in to the rough stuff, spanking, and so on. I can tell. You can tell by that bathing suit she wants to go all night long. Probably no sandwich making, but hell she can probably figure out the microwave. I love that dark hair and that is natural right there. Probably smells like a warm coconut and some Panama Jack.
Choice A:
You always have to like the stars and bars. The pale skin is exotic in a quality way. I bet she can change a tire and fix very good biscuits and gravy. She probably controls things in bed and nothing wrong with a woman who knows what she wants and in this case it would be to ride me like the General Lee over a ditch. She is probably good with a 20 gauge as well.
That being said, she is bat shit crazy. I know. Red Haired women are batshit crazy. Plus, odds are she was a pole dancer or still is.
I would bang her in a heart beat.
Choice B:
Is that a young Christie Brinkley? You would think it would be a no brainer to say you would bang her over the others. Just on who she is alone. That being said, getting sloppy seconds from Billie Joel kind of freaks me out. Hell of singer and can play the piano like no tomorrow. But, he way out kicked his coverage with her.
Hot as hell and a Mt Rushmore or natural beauty.
You have to bang her and I would probably last 2 seconds with her, but I wouldn't care. She is a 60 year old you tag with no questions asked.
Choice C:
What a rack. And a hint of a little Polynesian princess in there.Ummm tasy and nice as hell rack. She is in to the rough stuff, spanking, and so on. I can tell. You can tell by that bathing suit she wants to go all night long. Probably no sandwich making, but hell she can probably figure out the microwave. I love that dark hair and that is natural right there. Probably smells like a warm coconut and some Panama Jack.
I also meant to add a disclaimer for Herd Fever:
If any of these ladies happen to look like a wife of a WVU football coach, it is purely coincidental.
If any of these ladies happen to look like a wife of a WVU football coach, it is purely coincidental.
Fever would not bang them. They are too light skinned. Probably don't meet his standards.
C, A, and then B
C looks like she is a bit kinky, just from her facial expression.
A just looks like she would try anything.
B with the blonde hair and the smile just looks like she would be an unorganized slut.
C looks like she is a bit kinky, just from her facial expression.
A just looks like she would try anything.
B with the blonde hair and the smile just looks like she would be an unorganized slut.
Any of you who would pick the white-trash girl who has slept with half of Chapmanville over one of the biggest supermodels of all-time is a complete moron.
