I now know the problem

[greengeezer]

My neighbor had to go to the emergency room and had no one to take him so I volunteered. There was a lengthy wait while I contacted his family and waited for information from the doctors.

While I was sitting in the hospital with nothing to do, I observed the continual stream of people shuffling in and out of the complex. I now know the cause of the health crisis in America. Everyone is too damned fat.

The patients were obese. The patients’ families were obese. So were the doctors, the nurses, the receptionists, and the cleaning staff. What in the world happen to these people?

I know this is West Virginia, but I suspect this is a national problem.

 

[herdfan06]

 

[i am herdman]

Look at our poor people. Fat. Not just the poor people, but our society as a whole. We are fat. Even our poor are fat.

Our poor people don't even bargain shop. They don't use coupons or go get the best deals. They go to the day Sheetz station or Exxon and buy stuff.

I guess we have it pretty good when our poor people are fat.

 

[herdfan06]

We are fat.

Speak for yourself.

 

[raleighherdfan]

How can the poor be fat? I thought they were barely able to find their next meal.