Man sues Popeyes after choking on chicken

[ARandomHerdFan]

First off, props to Fox News for the headline.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/11/03/man-sues-popeyes-after-choking-on-chicken/

 

[Herd Fever]

Wow

 

[Marine03]

100% chance of this dude being white

 

[ThunderCat98]

My guess -- pansy-ass, millenial with a bushy beard and "slim fit" pants that had, before then, never eaten a piece of fried chicken on the bone before in his life. Who the f*ck eats fried chicken with a knife and fork anyways.

If I were the judge, I'd grant summary judgment on those grounds - "I'm sorry, you pussy-ass, b*tch of a man, common sense tells you that you eat fried chicken with your hands to begin with. Just because you were too stupid to chew it first, you can't go around blaming others. Case dismissed. Go back to eating quinoa, sliced veggies, and soy-based imitation chicken patties you pussy."

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

Apparently, he dropped the lawsuit because he was being harassed over it.

 

[Marine03]

He's a disgrace to the south.