I propose all the negative nellies just number their automatic responses. This will cut down on reading time and save electronic ink. Just post the number as they take every thread off-topic into their, at the same time dark and negative, yet deluisonal about just what and who we are and who we can get here, world.
1 - Fire Doc. He is not a head coach. Those winning seasons were all flukes and are outweighed by the one season we just had. I think we should get Saban.
2 - Fire Dan. He is too old and a HS coach. I hear most five-stars are weighing MU realitive to UK, Duke and UCLA. I think we should get Krzyzewski.
3 - Fire Mike. We were so much better off under Marcum. That IPF, used of Justice's jet, luxury box expansion, rebuilding of the BGC, and all of that are nothing. Wonder what Marcum is doing.
4 - Let's build a baseball park and then rent it to me for $1 all summer so I can play pretend minor league baseball owner in the Swamps and Stumps League.
5 - This schedule is awful. I don't want to pay my good money to watch _____. Mike should get a home and home with Alabama or Clemson or USC.
6 - This game time is awful. It interferes with my prayer meeting/watching WVU/UK/OSU on TV/pee-wee little tykes midget game/Wayne/Jeopardy reruns. All games must be only at ______ time, because it suits me.
7 - This TV deal stinks. I stare at this remote and wonder what it does because we are never on ESPN. I hear ESPN would pay us a billion a season and put every game on the mother ship if not for Mike.
8 - CUSA sucks. We should spend $16M we don't have to beg to get in THE AMERICAN!!!! / the lowly MAC / the MEC.
9 - I want beer.
10 - I hate beer.
11 - The security guard was rude to me.
12 - The people behind me were rude and the security guard did nothing about it.
13 - I heard ______ Florida hired (some retred loser coach) gosh we are in trouble now.
14 - __________ got arrested because Doc/Dan/Mike are weak leaders. Players never get arrested in any other town. It is so easy being a young black male in Huntington, WV, so that cannot be the issue. It is all D/D/M 's fault.
15 - The legislature just gave WVU a new ________ free on the taxpayers. Surely the reason we don't have one is not because WVU dominates the legislature and the main goal of WVU is to destroy MU as an institution. No, it is all Mike's or Gilbert's fault.
16 - That there Chuck Landon is the greatest sports journalist since Taylor Spink. Today he said (1-15 above) yet again. Yep. What a columnist.
Just number those and when ever somebody has a thread going, take it right down with whichever numbered post applies. It will save you a lot of typing.
Or, better yet, if that is all you have to say, understand that you don't have anything to say. So just say
GO HERD!!!
or go home,