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My orders to Legg for this bowl game

HFF-SLTX

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You get the following:

A> A one way ticket
B>One outfit for the entire week, including one pair of underwear
C>We have talked to the hotel, they have an extra kitchen sink in your room. Plan on bringing it to the game.

You will be fed 3x a day, the most vanilla items on the complete menu.

You are being held responsible for this game to:

A. Score 30+ points
B. Balance your first down calls by no more than 60%/40% Run/pass either way
C. Balance your 2nd down calls by no more than 60%/40% either way
D. You can not start 1st down play calling the same type (run/pass) the same way more than 2 consectutive times.
E. Did I mention to bring the kitchen sink?
F. Do not mistake the laminated card for your playbook, bring the entire thing.

Finally, if you do not reach these goals, find your own way home. If you do, we will give you wi-fi on the plane so you can at least update your resume........you are going to need it.
 
Would someone volunteer to put the "For Sale" sign on Bill's lawn if calls the same old, tired game in our bowl as he has called all year? :p
 
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You can bet we will try to slow the game down, get a run game going and try to give our D a rest by keeping their O off the field. CSU wants to score points and Legg and Doc know we can't keep pace offensively. Look for more of the same from our offense - play not to lose. jmho.
 
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You get the following:

A> A one way ticket
B>One outfit for the entire week, including one pair of underwear
C>We have talked to the hotel, they have an extra kitchen sink in your room. Plan on bringing it to the game.

You will be fed 3x a day, the most vanilla items on the complete menu.

You are being held responsible for this game to:

A. Score 30+ points
B. Balance your first down calls by no more than 60%/40% Run/pass either way
C. Balance your 2nd down calls by no more than 60%/40% either way
D. You can not start 1st down play calling the same type (run/pass) the same way more than 2 consectutive times.
E. Did I mention to bring the kitchen sink?
F. Do not mistake the laminated card for your playbook, bring the entire thing.

Finally, if you do not reach these goals, find your own way home. If you do, we will give you wi-fi on the plane so you can at least update your resume........you are going to need it.

Well. Now that he has your orders, I'm sure he'll get right on it!!!!
:D
 
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