I couldn't stress the disparity anymore than I tried . . . and you haven't even seen the real pictures of #3. If that were the case, the entire board would be throwing tomatoes at both BC and Middle Class for their bullshit.
Your hand isn't going to get stuck in there you idiot, ask the one who has four kids. She pushed a watermelon-sized object through there many times over. Yes, the tissue expansion is promoted by hormones released at the time of delivery, but your fear is once again rooted in either naivete toward general biology, or this is just poor attempts at trying to be entertaining.
I'm just trying to help and he gets all pissed off at me. He's old. His window of time is becoming increasingly condensed on these opportunities before time and biology pull the plug on this being a meaningful leisure activity.
The one about the two fingers in the snatch made me spit out my drink. Haven't heard a good stinky pinky convo since the ole high school locker room days
No need to be so harsh, he likely suffers from eurotophobia.
It came up for me when I googled "Vaginaphobia", I thought there may be a long medical word for this condition.
I have people who follow me around from board to board on here. People have followed me here from other message boards (wvu board and other Marshall boards). People in this very thread are making posts just to talk about and laugh with lines I used in this thread. And your dumbass is calling it “poor attempts at trying to be entertaining.” Poor attempts? No, you’re just a bitter, whiney bitch who is mad that your admiration of me didn’t exclude you from having your stupidity called out.
I hooked up with more girls by the time I was 16 than you have in your entire life. I don’t “only let them blow” me. I also allow them to give me back massages, head rubs, and do my laundry. When you have an extensive list who are as enamored with me as you used to be, you simply can’t fvck all of them and expect to stay STD free. As a result, I save the fvcking for the 8.5s and higher (9 and higher if they have had a child). And if you need stories about just how many girls get offended and throw fits when I only allow them to blow me, I’m more than willing to share.
New chick? There’s always a constant batch of new chickS. It’s why I have
Oof. Of all your poor attempts, this is the poorest.
Since I was taking off on another flight and it only posted half of my message before cutting out, let’s finish it:
Yes, it’s part of the downfall of having a 9” crank.
WTF is your phone notepad with information poorly redacted supposed to corroborate? Even if you left the names, it's meaningless. You typed it. It's a bunch of whogivesash*t.
Well of course I am. 9” puts me on every long list. Girth is important too though.
It shows that I have to take the time to post names of girls in each city to keep track of them. Who would take the time to do that if they weren’t bagging a high percentage of them? Do you have to ask your wife to use intelligence?
It really isn't showing anything other than you might have Parkinsons from your poor, shaky ability to redact information. Not early onset either, grandpa.
This, along with “throw your iPad in the fish tank” is what we get out of you, and you want to talk about entertaining.
Yes! Do that.
You have two likes in your last 30 posts. This recent post of yours is an example of why.
Really, this is as bad as anything this board has seen. You’ve turned into a dick rider with nothing to offer. 1988 has that position filled already.
You have also turned into a little bitch. Hiding from any thread where your lover is getting destroyed and not placing a vote in any of them.
You've turned into an ultra-sensitive . . . well, that's it. You used to have mojo and game and age has washed that away. Now you whine like Toes used to.
I laughed at him about that. He's such a little girl nowadays.
Maybe he is the guy one of my classmates slept with her freshman year, apparently her eyes were larger than her vagina. Feeling overconfident with her ability to house a CRJ100 in her hangar, she had her eyes set on an A380 and suffered catastrophic structural failure.
