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Never Propose in Public: Reason #1,274

This is why engagements are pointless. Ton of money and dignity wasted.
Didn't you buy your nice lady an expensive ring? I agree though. This engagement stuff is big business. Diamonds are a rip off. Sure, give her a ring, and maybe it's good for two, maybe three blow jobs in the short term, but at the end of the day, jergens is cheaper, and gives you the same end result. You can probably get a small tube of jergens for $3.00.
 
Didn't you buy your nice lady an expensive ring? I agree though. This engagement stuff is big business. Diamonds are a rip off. Sure, give her a ring, and maybe it's good for two, maybe three blow jobs in the short term, but at the end of the day, jergens is cheaper, and gives you the same end result. You can probably get a small tube of jergens for $3.00.
That brings up a good point. That post the other day with the robotic girl that was giving oral has some deep implications.

If they ever perfect that technology the women lose a lot of power.
 
Didn't you buy your nice lady an expensive ring? I agree though. This engagement stuff is big business. Diamonds are a rip off. Sure, give her a ring, and maybe it's good for two, maybe three blow jobs in the short term, but at the end of the day, jergens is cheaper, and gives you the same end result. You can probably get a small tube of jergens for $3.00.

My wife didn't want a ring, she hates the diamond industry and thinks engagement rings are for nothing but bragging to your co-workers and friends.
 
My wife didn't want a ring, she hates the diamond industry and thinks engagement rings are for nothing but bragging to your co-workers and friends.

Hates the diamond industry but has no problem rocking Nikes daily.

In other words, she knew the Jamaican imposter couldn't afford a ring after he paid cash for his "new" ("well, it's not new") Cadillac.
 
Hates the diamond industry but has no problem rocking Nikes daily.

In other words, she knew the Jamaican imposter couldn't afford a ring after he paid cash for his "new" ("well, it's not new") Cadillac.

Actually, I did have the money for it, took her to get sized and then afterwards she turned to me and said "I don't want an engagement ring"

Seriously dude stop acting like you know my daily life.
 
Actually, I did have the money for it, took her to get sized
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Actually, this is true. He tweeted a picture of him getting her sized:


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Actually, this is true. He tweeted a picture of him getting her sized:


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Considering my wife is only 5'3 145 not sure why you continue to think she is this fat girl. But seriously what is your deal that you continue to attack people wives and family on here. Shit is getting annoying.
 
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Considering my wife is only 5'3 145 not sure why you continue to think she is this fat girl. But seriously what is your deal that you continue to attack people wives and family on here. Shit is getting annoying.

They must use kilograms instead of pounds in San Diego.
 
Considering my wife is only 5'3 145 not sure why you continue to think she is this fat girl. But seriously what is your deal that you continue to attack people wives and family on here. Shit is getting annoying.
No offense to your girlfriend, but if I weighed that much I would feel fat.
 
Given Boston's reputation, the guy should consider himself lucky he wasn't black or the crowd's chants would have really gotten ugly.
 
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