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No matter what happens next week.

and loose women of all races and backgrounds.
Just not 18 or 19 year old ones, because that makes us pedophiles and creepy according to Crispy Lips.

I told you a year ago to get your guy under control. You didn't, so here we are having to explain to him that all straight guys like seeing hot 18 and 19 year old girls naked.
 
We will all still be friends and talk about weed eaters, lawnmowers., drill bits, cars, sports, beer, and loose women of all races and backgrounds.
Not me. I’m changing my identity, going underground, hooking up with a cute little Chinese spy, and selling out to the Russians.
 
We will all still be friends and talk about weed eaters, lawnmowers., drill bits, cars, sports, beer, and loose women of all races and backgrounds.
Kidding...

Chris Evans Eat Shit GIF by Knives Out
 
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