So Monte Hall arrives at the Pearly Gates...

[GK4Herd]

...and Saint Peter gives him a choice of door # 1, door # 2, or door # 3...



I really don't have a joke here, but I'm thinking there's got to be one.

 

[GreenDuke]

...and Saint Peter gives him a choice of door # 1, door # 2, or door # 3...



I really don't have a joke here, but I'm thinking there's got to be one.

I can't come up with a decent punch line.

 

[big_country90]

Heaven, Hell, Purgatory?

 

[extragreen]

...and Saint Peter gives him a choice of door # 1, door # 2, or door # 3...

Behind one door is a free pass to heaven; behind the others, goats.

 

[ggmike1992]

Maybe he is in costume and has a paperclip, rubber band, and nail clippers on him (just in case).