SpaceX Chopsticks (Jan 16th)

[SamSwimmer]

SpaceX has a Starship launch scheduled for a little after 5:30 EST. They're going to attempt to catch that bigass rocket with their chopsticks again. Always a chance for a massive explosion with these as they continue testing the technology. However, if they can manage another successful catch, it's honestly one of the coolest things you'll ever see.

 

[greengeezer]

They need a giant mechanical hand that grabs the sucker.

 

[herdfan06]

 

[SamSwimmer]

They caught the damn thing (again).

 

[greengeezer]

If they would just make spacecraft round, they could bounce off the ground and roll up to the terminal.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Speaking of chopsticks, how do people eat with those things? Anybody on here eat with them, assuming all yall aren't slants.

Saw a rather large fat guy eating with them at the Vietnamese restaurant a couple Saturdays ago. Big fat regular white guy. He struggled eating a little small piece at a time. Same guy probably shoves an entire Whopper into his mouth and it's gone in minutes. Hu tried bringing me the sticks, but I told him to bring me a nice American fork.

 

[herdfan06]

 

[greengeezer]

Speaking of chopsticks, how do people eat with those things?

If you are an American, you use the sticks to slide the food off the plate onto the table. Then you scoop the food up with a spoon.

 

[extragreen]

Speaking of chopsticks, how do people eat with those things? Anybody on here eat with them, assuming all yall aren't slants.

Saw a rather large fat guy eating with them at the Vietnamese restaurant a couple Saturdays ago. Big fat regular white guy. He struggled eating a little small piece at a time. Same guy probably shoves an entire Whopper into his mouth and it's gone in minutes. Hu tried bringing me the sticks, but I told him to bring me a nice American fork.

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[GeauxHerd]

Speaking of chopsticks, how do people eat with those things? Anybody on here eat with them, assuming all yall aren't slants.

Saw a rather large fat guy eating with them at the Vietnamese restaurant a couple Saturdays ago. Big fat regular white guy. He struggled eating a little small piece at a time. Same guy probably shoves an entire Whopper into his mouth and it's gone in minutes. Hu tried bringing me the sticks, but I told him to bring me a nice American fork.

I eat with them when I eat sushi and I’m 99.7 %European

 

[extragreen]

I eat with them when I eat sushi and I’m 99.7 %European

You got your numbers mixed up, SleauxTard. You're 99.7% magat and 3/10ths of a percent American.

 

[HerdFan73]

We got a catch AND an explosion,

It was a most excellent surprise.

If anyone is watching the tower catch for the first time, you need to look up some scale photos of Starship to get an idea for the size and how truly remarkable this is.

 

[mlblack16.]

Speaking of chopsticks, how do people eat with those things? Anybody on here eat with them, assuming all yall aren't slants.

@GeauxHerd got drunk at a Marshall Football game once and started talking about how he has to use chopsticks 🥢 to masturbate.

 

[GeauxHerd]

@GeauxHerd got drunk at a Marshall Football game once and started talking about his he has to use chopsticks 🥢 to masturbate.

Hung like a No. 2 Pencil Baby

 

[extragreen]

@GeauxHerd got drunk at a Marshall Football game once and started talking about his he has to use chopsticks 🥢 to masturbate.

magats: always obsessed with other men's genitals.

 

[MichiganHerd]

@GeauxHerd got drunk at a Marshall Football game once and started talking about his he has to use chopsticks 🥢 to masturbate.

I know you're not Asian, but even non Asians should know the difference between chopsticks and toothpicks.

 

[extragreen]

I know you're not Asian, but even non Asians should know the difference between chopsticks and toothpicks.

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[raleighherdfan]

Wondering if Greedtard volunteered to test drive that rocket to the mothership? Either way it's been absolutely spectacular that he has gone missing.

 

[extragreen]

Wondering if Greedtard volunteered to test drive that rocket to the mothership? Either way it's been absolutely spectacular that he has gone missing.

^^^phlegmwad can't get EG out from between his ears.