Listen, I get it. I know what you guys are doing and why. "If we can just bait King Rifle into posting more pictures of himself, we can show our wives, and then they will automatically get horny and sleep with us." And I am fine with that. I am all for helping you guys get laid. But all you have to do is tell me:
December, not as much time on the beach, dark hair:
January, dark hair:
July, light hair:
Swimming in a cave means summer weather. Even with we hair, it is light:
April - streaks of light hair but not nearly as light as in the middle of summer when I have been outside longer:
March, dark hair:
Hooded sweatshirt means winter. Dark hair:
Short sleeves means beach weater. Light hair:
Texas/Mexico means no beach time, so dark hair:
Sweatshirt means winter. Dark hair:
December means no beach time. Dark hair:
July means light hair:
June is light hair:
Spring is a mix:
May 31 means lighter hair:
August light hair: