For $1 a ticket, you sit close to Aaron Perkins, and let him berate you the whole damn game about how you aren't cheering and clapping loud enough even though you are deeply bewildered that Marshall's offense is totally inept. $20 a ticket, sit 20 yards away from Aaron Perkins. $30 a ticket, sit 30 yards away from Aaron Perkins, $40 a ticket, sit 40 yards away from Aaron Perkins, etc...etc...etc...Tickets for a dollar per point scored?
$10 per touchdown?
$20 if the QB throws for over 200 yards?
Any other ideas?😂