Tiger vs Phil: Who would you rather eat dinner with?

[GK4Herd]

This question was asked of the European players...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/gol...ns-going-away/ar-BBShpfw?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

 

[GK4Herd]

Although it's Tiger by a landslide, this line was my favorite...


"Table for one because Tiger would probably stick me with the check."

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Tiger. Dude has weed, Xanax, and Ambien...sounds like a party.

 

[WV-FAN]

family man vs a man well known for tapping any hoar with a heart beat. pretty easy choice. RD's info only makes the decision easier.

Spoiler

intentional ms, grammar faggits

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

RD's info only makes the decision easier.

You don't remember his DUI arrest? He was also on Vicodin and Dilaudid. Even in my early 20's I wouldn't mix all this shit, good Lord.

Golf superstar Tiger Woods had painkillers, sleep drugs and an ingredient active in marijuana in his body when Florida police arrested him in May, a newly released toxicology report shows.

The report says the five different drugs that were traced in his system were: Hydrocodone, an opioid pain medication; Hydromorphone, another type of painkiller; Alprazolam, an anxiety drug also under the brand name Xanax; Zolpidem, a sleep drug also under the brand name Ambien; and Delta-9 carboxy THC, which is found in marijuana.

 

[ThunderCat98]

 

[WV-FAN]

You don't remember his DUI arrest? He was also on Vicodin and Dilaudid. Even in my early 20's I wouldn't mix all this shit, good Lord.

Golf superstar Tiger Woods had painkillers, sleep drugs and an ingredient active in marijuana in his body when Florida police arrested him in May, a newly released toxicology report shows.

The report says the five different drugs that were traced in his system were: Hydrocodone, an opioid pain medication; Hydromorphone, another type of painkiller; Alprazolam, an anxiety drug also under the brand name Xanax; Zolpidem, a sleep drug also under the brand name Ambien; and Delta-9 carboxy THC, which is found in marijuana.

hell yes, i do. that's what i'm saying. between plowing hoars and all the drugs that fvcker has access to, no way i'm partying with the family man.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I wouldn't eat dinner with either one of them. Hell, I would opt to have dinner with YAGS, in hopes of getting to see some of those teenage Disney chicks.

 

[SamSwimmer]

Easy, David Feherty. If that's not an option, Tiger. Guy seems to have really chilled the f out over the years. Parenting, age/injury, whores, & divorce has that tendency.

 

[GK4Herd]

Easy, David Feherty. If that's not an option, Tiger. Guy seems to have really chilled the f out over the years. Parenting, age/injury, whores, & divorce has that tendency.

Dave Feherty is an absolute genius. But man did he fight his demons. Here’s a quote from him...


"A typical day was 30-40 Vicodin and two and a half bottles of whiskey…real whiskey. Whiskey with an 'e,'" Feherty said. "There was cocaine, there was dope. When I think about it now I'm like, 'Why am I alive?'"


I think Feherty would be an awesome person to have dinner with. John Daly would be a hoot too. Tiger? I think if you got him when he was letting his guards down he’d be fun as well. Phil on the other hand...I’d ruin the evening when he asked me to pass the bread and I asked if he wanted some figjam with it.

 

[herdfan429]

John Daly hands down

 

[-CarlHungus-]

GK - you ever read Rick Reilly - Who’s Your Caddy? Pretty easy read and fun chapters.

 

[GK4Herd]

GK - you ever read Rick Reilly - Who’s Your Caddy? Pretty easy read and fun chapters.

I have not. The last golf book I read was The Big Miss by Hank Haney. I might check it out.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

I have not. The last golf book I read was The Big Miss by Hank Haney. I might check it out.

TMI but it was one of those good to keep in the bathroom books before the smartphone took over preferred bathroom reading.

 

[Marine03]

You like soccer STFU

 

[ThunderCat98]

You like soccer STFU

Yeah. A game of constant motion is much less entertaining than old fat dudes trying to hit a stationary ball.

 

[Marine03]

Yeah. A game of constant motion is much less entertaining than old fat dudes trying to hit a stationary ball.

A game where you can’t use your hands may as well be a Chinese Fire Drill

 

[i am herdman]

Tiger is this really any debate? And, I would want to let his friend, President Trump, come along and actually bring the food. We could talk about women, golf, and other current events.

Tiger or Phil? no contest.

 

[Marine03]

Tiger is this really any debate? And, I would want to let his friend, President Trump, come along and actually bring the food. We could talk about women, golf, and other current events.

Tiger or Phil? no contest.

McDonald’s, Russians, and hookers?

 

[i am herdman]

McDonald’s, Russians, and hookers?

Works for me. But, Tiger is a healthy eater. So, me and Trump with the burgers. Tiger with a salad. That would be awesome.