I'm trying, but 80 hours at her primary job just to make the mortgage is rough.
Anyway, back to all the jewelry and diamonds in your hotel "suite." Do you keep in in the suitcase on the floor? There's probably a luggage stand in the closet, if your room has one of those.
I don't check things that expensive. Even though my suitcases have built-in locks, TSA can still unlock them.
This trip, it's only about $30k in diamonds (that video during the ND game didn't show a couple of pieces I have since bought). Those are kept in the $1600 Gucci messenger bag.