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Y.A.G Si Ye Nots

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I'm sure fragrances (colognes & perfumes, not farts and armpits) aren't too popular with the demographic of this board. But if you want some strange or need help getting laid by the old lady, I have some fool-proof advice: Le Labo.

What is it? It is a fragrance company. Two guys started it about five years ago. Instead of mass marketing a huge supply in making a fragrance or spending to get an A-lister to endorse the product, these guys make sure their fragrances are made in very small batches with unique and luxurious scents. They only have a handful of stores across the country. Most of their fragrances are unisex; shit you've never smelled before. They are guaranteed pantie-droppers.

Now, they aren't cheap. A small bottle of cologne will run you $180 plus shipping/tax. But it's worth it considering how much you spend on an escort or a one-time dinner. This bottle will last you a year.

They also have body lotion (recommended), candles, etc. But stick to the cologne and lotion.

Santal 33 will get you comments from people each time you wear it. Rose is one that your wife will love for herself. Fleur D'oranger is a great mix.

I wouldn't lie to you about this. Go and get some. I have been wearing it for two years and it is a splurge that is well worth it.

https://www.lelabofragrances.com/landing.html?path=/
 
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No, but you know about baseball don't you? I'm amazed at what I see on the radar gun these days. Did the pitchers really get stronger and pitch faster or did they fvck with the radar gun to inflate the numbers?
 
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No, but you know about baseball don't you? I'm amazed at what I see on the radar gun these days. Did the pitchers really get stronger and pitch faster or did they fvck with the radar gun to inflate the numbers?

Bigger and stronger. Pitchers are built like NFL tight ends now.
 
was watching the Red's game earlier. they spent the first 30 minutes going over all of Arroyo's past arm injuries.
 
You'll continue to see arm injuries increase. Pitchers continue to get bigger and stronger, but their ligaments/tendons don't stenghthen at the same rate. Human ligaments/tendons can only take so much torque before popping.
Pitch counts will help. They arent the saving grace. Now if we can get rid of year round travel ball then things would really get better
 
alright boys...how did we go from cologne to pitchers? did walden date a pitcher that was a heavy cologne user?
 
did walden date

I'd say not. Oh, there was the time they aggravated me to death until I agreed to go to the movies with that one girl. I think as soon as we were introduced to each other, everybody knew it was a huge mistake.

Paul Blart Mall Cop, can you believe it? Although I'll admit the movie wasn't as bad as the time somebody told me I should go see There Will Be Blood. I still don't know what the hell that was about.

This was all back when I still thought I could be normal. Now that I know there's no chance, liberation o'plenty. And a big hell no to going to any movie at all.
 
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