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We came up with the best solution on my golf trip.

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We were trying to ignore the world events as we were participating in our annual golf trip. But, it was hard not to notice or catch the news.

One of the rednecks on the trip actually had the best idea. It is obvious that we can't make up for our sins and the other side won't be happy no matter what we do. It goes both ways and at some point the blacks and whites will have to agree to disagree just like his divorce he said. It cost him a shit ton of money and heart ache, but at some point they just could not get along. He said he wasn't perfect in the situation. So, they finally divorced.

He had it right with his solution. We divorce and we give the blacks a part of their country to call their own. They could still be a part of the USA but, they all go there and we leave them alone and they leave us alone. We won't let them starve and they can still go play in the NBA, college ball, etc. but their home is their home and they go back to it and rule it the way they want. Sort of like Puerto Rico.

So, our proposal from the golf trip was to give them Wyoming or North Dakota. Might not even take the whole state to set them up. We could still leave cattle ranchers in place and far enough away. Maybe our nuclear missle sites and a few Indian reservations.

This might just work out best for everbody. Just like he said, he and his ex get along much better now. They see each other or correspond every now again, then leave and all is good. NO bitterness anymore.

So, they can have Wyoming or North Dakota and they can call it whatever. Set up their own deal and run it. No hard feelings. No harm, no foul. We don't hate you. You don't hate us. It is obvious this might not be working.

We would still protect them from foreign invasion or give them some money I am guessing during a natural disaster(again just like Puerto Rico or US Virgin Islands). This would be bad for some folks in Wyoming or North Dakota but it is the best way to displace less people.

He was a few beers into this and was sunburned, but it was actuall a though provoking idea.
 
Can you imagine how good the Wyoming Cowboys would be in hoops and football? Let your friend know they may have to have their own league, sort of like the negro leagues that started up in the 1920's. Tyson Foods would probably have to set up a big operation up there as well.
 
We were trying to ignore the world events as we were participating in our annual golf trip. But, it was hard not to notice or catch the news.

One of the rednecks on the trip actually had the best idea. It is obvious that we can't make up for our sins and the other side won't be happy no matter what we do. It goes both ways and at some point the blacks and whites will have to agree to disagree just like his divorce he said. It cost him a shit ton of money and heart ache, but at some point they just could not get along. He said he wasn't perfect in the situation. So, they finally divorced.

He had it right with his solution. We divorce and we give the blacks a part of their country to call their own. They could still be a part of the USA but, they all go there and we leave them alone and they leave us alone. We won't let them starve and they can still go play in the NBA, college ball, etc. but their home is their home and they go back to it and rule it the way they want. Sort of like Puerto Rico.

So, our proposal from the golf trip was to give them Wyoming or North Dakota. Might not even take the whole state to set them up. We could still leave cattle ranchers in place and far enough away. Maybe our nuclear missle sites and a few Indian reservations.

This might just work out best for everbody. Just like he said, he and his ex get along much better now. They see each other or correspond every now again, then leave and all is good. NO bitterness anymore.

So, they can have Wyoming or North Dakota and they can call it whatever. Set up their own deal and run it. No hard feelings. No harm, no foul. We don't hate you. You don't hate us. It is obvious this might not be working.

We would still protect them from foreign invasion or give them some money I am guessing during a natural disaster(again just like Puerto Rico or US Virgin Islands). This would be bad for some folks in Wyoming or North Dakota but it is the best way to displace less people.

He was a few beers into this and was sunburned, but it was actuall a though provoking idea.

Aaah...segregation. We haven’t tried that before.
 
Aaah...segregation. We haven’t tried that before.
No just trying to give them their own country or territory so to speak. That way they can rule and run things as they see fit. It is obvious we will never get along. They could run things themselves .

:D
 
Got it. Not segregation...reservations. Do they get their own casinos too?

Wasn't my idea. But, the Indians have the lock on that. So, no would be my guess. We would not want the Indians and the black having issues with each other.
 
Can you imagine how good the Wyoming Cowboys would be in hoops and football? Let your friend know they may have to have their own league, sort of like the negro leagues that started up in the 1920's. Tyson Foods would probably have to set up a big operation up there as well.
They might for awhile. But, my guess is Wyoming would turn into a frozen Mogadishu pretty soon and the folks would soon realize there are problem out here and there have been some wrong actions for sure, but maybe it is not as bad as being out here in the other 49 states.

Maybe we should try to work to make things better out here.
 
You know this all proves one thing right? The world’s problems are easily fixed over beers on an all men’s golf trip.
I agree. The only real controversy was not conceeding that putt on hole 12.
 
Maybe we should give them North Carolina and move all the rednecks out of there.
 
Maybe we should give them North Carolina and move all the rednecks out of there.
Fine with me. NC is becoming like Virginia. Turning liberal as hell and full of folks who moved into NC and bring their liberal snowflake bull crap. I am already planning to get out of NC.
 
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