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I stopped wearing one for a while, but now they recognize me immediately when I rob the local banks.
Can you provide some charity for michigan? He's being forced to spend $19 at 5 Guys for a meal.
Liar
I've not complained about spending money on a meal. I regularly spend a hell of a lot more than $19 for a meal. Last Saturday, my wife and I had a tab of $119.00. Granted, $70 of it was booze, but still, no complaints.
You really need to stop lying every time you tap the keyboard.
Not much more than making a sandwich at home. I paid $13 for a damned can of mixed nuts yesterday at Kroger’s.
Recently, my sister, her husband and daughter, and I ate at a chain Mexican restaurant (not Taco Bell!). I made the mistake of grabbing the tab and said I would take care of it. Well over $100 bucks, and like you say, drinks were the majority of the cost.
Frankly, masks at this point are a time saver. Saves me quite a bit of time from figuring out any conversation with mask wearers is a giant waste of time.
I imagine that's how most restaurants make their money is from the bar/drink menus?
They all tend to look alike when you don’t buy a program.
some some doophus about 30 years old or so go through the parking lot the other day with his wife. He was dressed like a gay lumberjack and had his beard and all. The guy was wearing a mask and his wife was not. Through the parking lot. Nobody else was, but here comes gay lumberjack wearing a mask.
Why? Because he was a virtue signaling milennial gay lumberjack.
Why? Because he was a virtue signaling milennial gay lumberjack.
People, let the record clearly state: For the first time in the history of Pullman Square, greed finally admits he was wrong. He usually is, but this is the first time he's ever admitted publicly to being wrong.
the only issue is, he claims it was a "mistake". it wasn't, it was a two faced willful lie.
Who said I was forced to buy a cheeseburger??
Now, on the other hand. Working Americans are forced to pay for your freeloading leech ass so you can pay your electric bills every month. Talk about needing "charity"...
I am 83 years old and like the regular flu the covid is never going away completely so I will wear one when I go out. Got them free and so far my breathing is fine.
Congratulations. That’s impressive.
How is your lady-game? You ever had a threesome in The Villages?
We may have to switch you out with Geezer as my romantic advisor. I’m going to give him another opportunity, but he’s not cutting it so far.
I'd be interested in seeing some of the spouses. Hell, maybe some on here are into swinging.
I would say that my lady gaming days are over. Hurt my back and cracked a disc in my back doing jumping jacks.
No. Trust me. You don’t want to see these pictures. Let’s just say that some of the guys on here married for money and not love (nor looks).
Yeah, but you can still give advice from all of your years being a good lover, right? I mean, I just struggle knowing that I’m supposed to only put it in those two holes (no Hershey Highway here anymore) the rest of my life when there are so many other great options. How do I get over that?
I think his credentials are worse than that. I've been suspecting that he might be a priest.
Really? We have Geezer telling me to move the 27 year old in and chop off my balls. We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.
Is it any wonder why I can’t get married with these two guys giving me advice?
You sacking me before even trying my advice? I know I messed up when I told Harry to “go for it” with Meghan, but that was just causal conversation. I wasn’t a formal advisor then.
I would advise that if you are doing jumping jacks instead of push ups, you’re a little confused on the process.
It most certainly is not. There's been 2 other times. And that's the only 3 times I've been wrong.
Tell everyone on the board how you can receive regular social sec checks without paying into it in advance. You stupid lying punk.
Oh, you know celebrities? In that case, you’re rehired! Think they will take a picture with me?
I have an MA in graphic arts. I once took a wedding photo of my niece and her new husband and digitally removed an entire parking lot because she wanted it to look like they were walking through a field. Hand drew every f**king blade of grass.
I can put you with about any celebrity you wish.
I read that, but then I started thinking about 83 years old, and wondering if anybody would have had a job working on computers back in 1963.
Now I'm wondering if all that nice landscaping you've shown is legit. If I send you a picture of my house, can you photo shop in one of those black guys holding a lantern at the end of my driveway? I've always wanted to add that, but my colored neighbors next door have voiced objections over the years.
Can you put me with 19 year old Cindy Crawford. Oh, and Cheryl TIeggs when she wore that fish net bathing suit.
since he didn't say the celebrity had to be a female, I'm going to have him take my naked picture and photoshop John Holmes manhood, and use it as my FB profile pic.
The little burg where I live has one Black family. They have one of the lantern boys at the end of their walk except they have painted it white.
I thought maybe you might live in Clay County, but now I know there's no way you live there.
