That’s a lieI have never lied on this board. You lying idiot.
That’s a lieI have never lied on this board. You lying idiot.
You're a God hating lying moron living off stolen tax money mooch.That’s a lie
If you can do that with grass, you can surely do that with pubes, so Herdman can go back to looking at Penthouse magazines the way that he used to like them.I have an MA in graphic arts. I once took a wedding photo of my niece and her new husband and digitally removed an entire parking lot because she wanted it to look like they were walking through a field. Hand drew every f**king blade of grass.
I can put you with about any celebrity you wish.
Well of course they did. That's because you were chaining a black kid out there and forcing him to hold the lantern.one of those black guys holding a lantern at the end of my driveway? I've always wanted to add that, but my colored neighbors next door have voiced objections over the years.
Do you realize how long the full, unruly look that Herdman likes would take? I might go as far as a Brazilian for the right price.If you can do that with grass, you can surely do that with pubes, so Herdman can go back to looking at Penthouse magazines the way that he used to like them.
The closer the bush encroaches on the belly button, the better in his eyes.Do you realize how long the full, unruly look that Herdman likes would take? I might go as far as a Brazilian for the right price.
This is pure genius. Why did I never think of this? If you go Mormon, you can have as many wives as you want. House them in different states along your travel routes.We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.
Sure but you can do that anyway, just gets expensive.This is pure genius. Why did I never think of this? If you go Mormon, you can have as many wives as you want. House them in different states along your travel routes.
You can’t get married because you’re a psychotic, middle aged, balding former college football position coach masquerading as a wealthy entertainment industry titan without the ability to back it up in real life (or online).Really? We have Geezer telling me to move the 27 year old in and chop off my balls. We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.
Is it any wonder why I can’t get married with these two guys giving me advice?
You can’t get married because you’re a psychotic, middle aged, balding former college football position coach masquerading as a wealthy entertainment industry titan without the ability to back it up in real life (or online).
It’s why you walk on plastic floors and chase moms and “7s”. If you had a tenth of what you claim to have you could at minimum afford hair plugs. But you can’t. 🫤
You're a pussy who is embarrassed about what your wife looks like. What a piece of sh!t you are to make that so obvious.
Go to the other thread and allow what I am asking so we can all laugh at you, then I'll come back here and prove you wrong on these other claims, Middle Class.
Not embarrassed at all. Look at her. I posted a very recent, unedited, full body pic, which was one too many probably.You're a pussy who is embarrassed about what your wife looks like. What a piece of sh!t you are to make that so obvious.
Go to the other thread and allow what I am asking so we can all laugh at you, then I'll come back here and prove you wrong on these other claims, Middle Class.
The guy is mental. You can tell how much all of this means to him.
The guy is mental. You can tell how much all of this means to him.
You mistake making fun of you to a mutual friend as asking about you. She would routinely ask me what you did for a living because you are so weird.This is great. You run around for YEARS asking numerous people about me in real life. I've never thought about you once off of these boards, let alone be concerned enough to ask people about you. Yet I am the one who this means so much to because I am making a very easy way for you to back up your claims?
Why lie? She, like one other person told me and like you have admitted to doing to at least two others recently, said YOU were the one who routinely (and very weirdly, according to her) would ask her about me.She would routinely ask me what you did for work
The same reason that many people don't have their real name, full name, or actual surname on Facebook.“Why doesn’t he have his real name on Facebook?”
I sell weed to music artists, bounce at a strip club, and am a chauffeur. Remember?“Why won’t he say what he does for a living?”
Private does not equal deceptive. There is nothing deceptive about anything I have said or done. It's the same reason why I quit claim almost all of my properties (along with protecting me from litigation for personal injury situations on the properties if they are rented out).You’re deceptive about everything in your life for a reason. People notice.
You are truly insane.Why lie? She, like one other person told me and like you have admitted to doing to at least two others recently, said YOU were the one who routinely (and very weirdly, according to her) would ask her about me.
So let's review:
1) Two people have told me that you have done that numerous times and expressed how weird it is
2) You've admitted to doing it to at least two others
But yet you claim SHE is the one doing it instead of you doing it. If you were better at lying, you might have been able to get away with cheating on your wife with a 19 year old Hooters waitress.
The same reason that many people don't have their real name, full name, or actual surname on Facebook.
I sell weed to music artists, bounce at a strip club, and am a chauffeur. Remember?
We've gone over this countless times. You just don't like the answer. Want to go over it again?
Private does not equal deceptive. There is nothing deceptive about anything I have said or done. It's the same reason why I quit claim almost all of my properties (along with protecting me from litigation for personal injury situations on the properties if they are rented out).
Stop trying to blame your obsession with me ("why don't you stay the night at my house ever," "what hotel do you stay at when you go to X, Y, Z," "where do you like traveling to the most," and then doing all of those things after me) on claiming others come to you about me.
Are you denying that you never used to ask me why I never would stay at your house when I was in town? It was almost obsessive.You are truly insane.
“Why don’t you stay the night at my house ever” is the best one. 😂
Have a good evening, Ram. Maybe look into a moisturizing cream for your leather face.
Greed has a set. It's the closest thing any black person has ever made to stepping foot on his property.can you photo shop in one of those black guys holding a lantern at the end of my driveway?
Another lying idiot.Greed has a set. It's the closest thing any black person has ever made to stepping foot on his property.
Turning you into a Mormon ? That is funny.Really? We have Geezer telling me to move the 27 year old in and chop off my balls. We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.
Is it any wonder why I can’t get married with these two guys giving me advice?
I did in the Military . Back then I wired panels to make the things work . Today they use programming which I did some of near the end of my working days. Now they have powerful PC s and little cell phones that can do more than a room full of computer stuff could back whenI first started working with computers.He doesn't strike me as a rocket scientist.
I did in the Military . Back then I wired panels to make the things work . Today they use programming which I did some of near the end of my working days. Now they have powerful PC s and little cell phones that can do more than a room full of computer stuff could back whenI first started working with computers.
Says the guy who talks about "wiring panels for rockets" in a pussy thread. Oh wait. You were talking about playing with guys cranks. My bad.Another of your totally unrelated , useless replies Raliegh.
^^There it is again. Cons on the board always thinking about someone else's crank.playing with guys cranks.
you sure do talk about cranks quite a bit. the smeller is the feller, so I hear.^^There it is again. Cons on the board always thinking about someone else's crank.
Come on man don’t give up. Those hot 70 year old chicks are plentifulI would say that my lady gaming days are over. Hurt my back and cracked a disc in my back doing jumping jacks.
^^^There it is again. Greed dreaming of his bull.^^There it is again. Cons on the board always thinking about someone else's crank.
You're a lying idiot.you sure do talk about cranks quite a bit. the smeller is the feller, so I hear.
^^^There it is again. phlegmwad hocker lying and being an idiot, and thinking of someone else's crank.^^^There it is again. Greed dreaming of his bull.
That’s awesomeThe little burg where I live has one Black family. They have one of the lantern boys at the end of their walk except they have painted it white.
Wiring panels for rockets? That was for the type of computers back then. You completely went off the subject with crank foolishness.Says the guy who talks about "wiring panels for rockets" in a pussy thread. Oh wait. You were talking about playing with guys cranks. My bad.
Says the guy who talks about "wiring panels for rockets" in a pussy thread. Oh wait. You were talking about playing with guys cranks. My bad.
You should know humor. Every time you post we all laugh at you. Good stuff.That was funny, which is rare for you.
But this was not even funny at a juvenile level.
You and Middle Class really need to step your humor game up. It's shocking how out of touch with rerality he is when he recently tried touting his humor. Hint: When you have to put laughing faces and "hahaahh" after your own attempts at jokes, you're not funny.