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I have an MA in graphic arts. I once took a wedding photo of my niece and her new husband and digitally removed an entire parking lot because she wanted it to look like they were walking through a field. Hand drew every f**king blade of grass.

I can put you with about any celebrity you wish.
If you can do that with grass, you can surely do that with pubes, so Herdman can go back to looking at Penthouse magazines the way that he used to like them.

one of those black guys holding a lantern at the end of my driveway? I've always wanted to add that, but my colored neighbors next door have voiced objections over the years.
Well of course they did. That's because you were chaining a black kid out there and forcing him to hold the lantern.
 
If you can do that with grass, you can surely do that with pubes, so Herdman can go back to looking at Penthouse magazines the way that he used to like them.
Do you realize how long the full, unruly look that Herdman likes would take? I might go as far as a Brazilian for the right price.
 
Do you realize how long the full, unruly look that Herdman likes would take? I might go as far as a Brazilian for the right price.
The closer the bush encroaches on the belly button, the better in his eyes.
 
We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.
This is pure genius. Why did I never think of this? If you go Mormon, you can have as many wives as you want. House them in different states along your travel routes.
 


This is the wedding photo I mentioned. That field isn’t there. Parking lot with about 20 cars in it. You gotta love Photoshop.
 
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Really? We have Geezer telling me to move the 27 year old in and chop off my balls. We have Oldie trying to turn me into a Mormon.

Is it any wonder why I can’t get married with these two guys giving me advice?
You can’t get married because you’re a psychotic, middle aged, balding former college football position coach masquerading as a wealthy entertainment industry titan without the ability to back it up in real life (or online).

It’s why you walk on plastic floors and chase moms and “7s”. If you had a tenth of what you claim to have you could at minimum afford hair plugs. But you can’t. 🫤
 
You can’t get married because you’re a psychotic, middle aged, balding former college football position coach masquerading as a wealthy entertainment industry titan without the ability to back it up in real life (or online).

It’s why you walk on plastic floors and chase moms and “7s”. If you had a tenth of what you claim to have you could at minimum afford hair plugs. But you can’t. 🫤

You're a pussy who is embarrassed about what your wife looks like. What a piece of sh!t you are to make that so obvious.

Go to the other thread and allow what I am asking so we can all laugh at you, then I'll come back here and prove you wrong on these other claims, Middle Class.
 
You're a pussy who is embarrassed about what your wife looks like. What a piece of sh!t you are to make that so obvious.

Go to the other thread and allow what I am asking so we can all laugh at you, then I'll come back here and prove you wrong on these other claims, Middle Class.
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You're a pussy who is embarrassed about what your wife looks like. What a piece of sh!t you are to make that so obvious.

Go to the other thread and allow what I am asking so we can all laugh at you, then I'll come back here and prove you wrong on these other claims, Middle Class.
Not embarrassed at all. Look at her. I posted a very recent, unedited, full body pic, which was one too many probably.

No, I’m not going to allow you to post tagged photos of her. Drop it, you weird creep.
 
The guy is mental. You can tell how much all of this means to him.

This is great. You run around for YEARS asking numerous people about me in real life. I've never thought about you once off of these boards, let alone be concerned enough to ask people about you. Yet I am the one who this means so much to because I am making a very easy way for you to back up your claims?
 
This is great. You run around for YEARS asking numerous people about me in real life. I've never thought about you once off of these boards, let alone be concerned enough to ask people about you. Yet I am the one who this means so much to because I am making a very easy way for you to back up your claims?
You mistake making fun of you to a mutual friend as asking about you. She would routinely ask me what you did for a living because you are so weird.

“Why doesn’t he have his real name on Facebook?”

“Why won’t he say what he does for a living?”

You’re a weird, psychotic, insecure poser. You’re deceptive about everything in your life for a reason. People notice.
 
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She would routinely ask me what you did for work
Why lie? She, like one other person told me and like you have admitted to doing to at least two others recently, said YOU were the one who routinely (and very weirdly, according to her) would ask her about me.

So let's review:

1) Two people have told me that you have done that numerous times and expressed how weird it is
2) You've admitted to doing it to at least two others

But yet you claim SHE is the one doing it instead of you doing it. If you were better at lying, you might have been able to get away with cheating on your wife with a 19 year old Hooters waitress.
“Why doesn’t he have his real name on Facebook?”
The same reason that many people don't have their real name, full name, or actual surname on Facebook.

“Why won’t he say what he does for a living?”
I sell weed to music artists, bounce at a strip club, and am a chauffeur. Remember?

We've gone over this countless times. You just don't like the answer. Want to go over it again?

You’re deceptive about everything in your life for a reason. People notice.
Private does not equal deceptive. There is nothing deceptive about anything I have said or done. It's the same reason why I quit claim almost all of my properties (along with protecting me from litigation for personal injury situations on the properties if they are rented out).

Stop trying to blame your obsession with me ("why don't you stay the night at my house ever," "what hotel do you stay at when you go to X, Y, Z," "where do you like traveling to the most," and then doing all of those things after me) on claiming others come to you about me.
 
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Why lie? She, like one other person told me and like you have admitted to doing to at least two others recently, said YOU were the one who routinely (and very weirdly, according to her) would ask her about me.

So let's review:

1) Two people have told me that you have done that numerous times and expressed how weird it is
2) You've admitted to doing it to at least two others

But yet you claim SHE is the one doing it instead of you doing it. If you were better at lying, you might have been able to get away with cheating on your wife with a 19 year old Hooters waitress.

The same reason that many people don't have their real name, full name, or actual surname on Facebook.


I sell weed to music artists, bounce at a strip club, and am a chauffeur. Remember?

We've gone over this countless times. You just don't like the answer. Want to go over it again?


Private does not equal deceptive. There is nothing deceptive about anything I have said or done. It's the same reason why I quit claim almost all of my properties (along with protecting me from litigation for personal injury situations on the properties if they are rented out).

Stop trying to blame your obsession with me ("why don't you stay the night at my house ever," "what hotel do you stay at when you go to X, Y, Z," "where do you like traveling to the most," and then doing all of those things after me) on claiming others come to you about me.
You are truly insane.

“Why don’t you stay the night at my house ever” is the best one. 😂

Have a good evening, Ram. Maybe look into a moisturizing cream for your leather face.
 
You are truly insane.

“Why don’t you stay the night at my house ever” is the best one. 😂

Have a good evening, Ram. Maybe look into a moisturizing cream for your leather face.
Are you denying that you never used to ask me why I never would stay at your house when I was in town? It was almost obsessive.

A group of about 10 of us went to dinner with the hot Marshall girl I hooked up with that night. I didn't know half of them, but I paid for all of your dinners. I only remember that because you kept track of it years later and claimed you had to buy me dinner to make up for it, like you were for some reason keeping track of who picks up the tab. I get it - people with $318k houses have to budget for that stuff, but when I buy dinner for people, I don't expect it to be reciprocated.

Anyways, in front of that girl who I was hooking up with for the first time that night, you tried getting me to sleep at your house. As she said "is he mad that we are staying with each other or is he trying to both of us over there for a reason"? And that was about the fifth time that you had asked me.

Your newest attempt is as shitty as your other latest ones. Leather face? Every single person who finds out my age is shocked that I am not 5-10 years younger. It's why I have dated smokeshows far younger my entire life, while you are stuck with what you are. And picking a dark, grainy mirror pic from 20 feet away doesn't change that, Spock.

Now, stop distracting and get back to the other thread so that we can compare the three.
 
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He doesn't strike me as a rocket scientist.
I did in the Military . Back then I wired panels to make the things work . Today they use programming which I did some of near the end of my working days. Now they have powerful PC s and little cell phones that can do more than a room full of computer stuff could back whenI first started working with computers.
 
I did in the Military . Back then I wired panels to make the things work . Today they use programming which I did some of near the end of my working days. Now they have powerful PC s and little cell phones that can do more than a room full of computer stuff could back whenI first started working with computers.
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That was funny, which is rare for you.

Says the guy who talks about "wiring panels for rockets" in a pussy thread. Oh wait. You were talking about playing with guys cranks. My bad.

But this was not even funny at a juvenile level.

You and Middle Class really need to step your humor game up. It's shocking how out of touch with rerality he is when he recently tried touting his humor. Hint: When you have to put laughing faces and "hahaahh" after your own attempts at jokes, you're not funny.
 
That was funny, which is rare for you.



But this was not even funny at a juvenile level.

You and Middle Class really need to step your humor game up. It's shocking how out of touch with rerality he is when he recently tried touting his humor. Hint: When you have to put laughing faces and "hahaahh" after your own attempts at jokes, you're not funny.
You should know humor. Every time you post we all laugh at you. Good stuff.

You talking about existing in “rerality”. That’s hilarious. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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