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I apologize in advance...

When you have to self-proclaim it, that's all you or anyone needs to know.

If it were true, it would go without saying.
I don't have to proclaim it. It's obvious by how many threads are started about me, posts are made about me, and how much morons like you constantly respond to me. Hell, there are few posters on here who have 90% of their posts being about me.

When you type a lot of words, you're in it deep.
My response was eight lines. Yours was five. If I am in it deep, it's only because you weighed it down so much and softened it up with your five lines.

I didn't know who your childhood best friend was either—
But you sure knew who I was! "Rifle, PLEEEEASE just one more?!"

He didn't say much, but I'm glad I could provide shelter to some folks in need.
You clearly remember it far more vividly than I do. I remember a lot of when I met Darryl Strawberry when I was a kid. I bet he doesn't remember any of it.

I apologize in advance...

Why would you fabricate such bizarre bullshit? Countless times, you have expressed remorse for thinking I was a celebrity and continuing to ask me to take pictures with you, but now your story changes?

I had nowhere to go? Nobody knew who I was? I was with my childhood best friend who played in the NFL. We went to Scotty McBrien's tailgate both before the game and during the break, as they played together at Maryland. "Standing there like a dork for an hour"? A Marshall friend and his wife, whose wedding I had gone to the year prior, also had a group of people I knew at their tailgate where we rudely only stayed for a few minutes. Your lies are getting desperate.

Now, are you going to continue lying about why you liked Middle Class Murox's predictions or are you going to admit that you both were extremely wrong?
When you type a lot of words, you're in it deep. I didn't know who your childhood best friend was either—let alone the fact he played in the League. He didn't say much, but I'm glad I could provide shelter to some folks in need.

But wait...Everything is hunky-dory...

Officials in deep blue city on 'progressive warpath' despite massive voter backlash

I apologize in advance...

What?

You literally came to our tailgate during the long weather delay because you had nowhere to go and nobody knew who you were.

I legitimately felt bad because you were standing there like a dork for an hour in the east concourse.
Why would you fabricate such bizarre bullshit? Countless times, you have expressed remorse for thinking I was a celebrity and continuing to ask me to take pictures with you, but now your story changes?

I had nowhere to go? Nobody knew who I was? I was with my childhood best friend who played in the NFL. We went to Scotty McBrien's tailgate both before the game and during the break, as they played together at Maryland. "Standing there like a dork for an hour"? A Marshall friend and his wife, whose wedding I had gone to the year prior, also had a group of people I knew at their tailgate where we rudely only stayed for a few minutes. Your lies are getting desperate.

Now, are you going to continue lying about why you liked Middle Class Murox's predictions or are you going to admit that you both were extremely wrong?
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