Oh, look! Another moron who wants to make a thread that has nothing to do with me be about me. What is the deal with so many of you morons being so obsessed with me that you want to talk about me so much? You’re one of the dorks who goes around asking people about me in real life the very first time you meet them! Obsessed. And your desire for me to be bald is only so that you hope, one day, you have something that I don’t. But you’re still failing in that. If that ever happened, I’d be first in line for stem cell.
And unless Porter has been professionally trained, he’d have very little chance. I’ve shared this story before, but I would frequently spar with the biggest and toughest teammates. The only two who ever stood a chance were Nate Griffin (who I only did once and is an incredibly nice guy), because his reach was just so difficult to adjust do. He was 6’5 or 6’6 but had a reach of a guy 6’10. The other who had any chance was Ashley McNeely, who like me, had significant coaching and experience.
Now, try to stay on topic next time, moron, which isn’t me.
