How Old is Too Old?
- By riflearm2
- Pullman Square - Non Sports Talk
- 12 Replies
We know there is no such thing as "too young," but what about too old?
As I have mentioned for years, with the help of some pills, I'd bang Roseanne Barr if the opportunity arose, just because it would make for a good story. I have a decent list of A-listers (one) and B-listers (a handful) I have had relations with, and it's really starting to take off with the help of Raya. This week, I am supposed to meet with a former huge pop star. The problem is that she was huge when I was 10-15 years old. She's very petite, so the body looks good. She has never had children, so I don't have to worry about anything being stretched out or looking like a deli sandwich.
So what age is too old for me to fill her slot? Does it matter if she smells like Bengay?
As I have mentioned for years, with the help of some pills, I'd bang Roseanne Barr if the opportunity arose, just because it would make for a good story. I have a decent list of A-listers (one) and B-listers (a handful) I have had relations with, and it's really starting to take off with the help of Raya. This week, I am supposed to meet with a former huge pop star. The problem is that she was huge when I was 10-15 years old. She's very petite, so the body looks good. She has never had children, so I don't have to worry about anything being stretched out or looking like a deli sandwich.
So what age is too old for me to fill her slot? Does it matter if she smells like Bengay?