I like to think of myself as moderate when it comes to politics; not so with my neighbors. The poorest and least educated guy on the street is an ardent Harris supporter and I kid him relentlessly about it. I told him yesterday that Harris had said her priority on day one after she is elected is to confiscate all gasoline lawn mowers. My neighbor has a yard full of them in various stages of repair.

I am always very serious when I tell him these falsehoods and this time he asked me where I heard this news. I made up an over the air broadcast source.

My neighbor doesn’t have cable but has instead purchased one of those Informercial antennas that pick up the old analog channels. After I told him I got my news about the lawn mowers from a channel he doesn’t receive, I saw him up on his roof moving around his antenna. I assume he was trying to find the nonexistent channel.

I really feel bad. I’m a terrible person. Lol.

Just curious. It's not like they're actually considering this...

Would appreciate it.

😂😂😂

A middle-aged man acting like a teenaged girl. Dresses like her too.

Also Michigan has.

Black guys for Trump. Trump is surging.

Going to be a good one. I think Adesanya gets his revenge.

Today, when I was driving out for lunch, I noticed a town resident a few streets over from me had installed horseshoe pits. What a wonderful game.

I remember playing horseshoes when I was a kid. Especially in the summer when I went to camp. I was small the first time I tried the game and could hardly get the heavy shoe half way to the pit. I improved to the point I was a pretty good thrower.

They should make horseshoes an Olympic sport. Much better than ribbon twirling.

Congratulations on your award.

If I'm down in your area, perhaps we can drink some beers at Marietta Brewing, or some regular redneck beer joint.

Well, if you are, did you see the fellow American's shirt in the background that reads "I Have PTSD: Pretty Tired of Stupid Democrats?"

Melin. Expensive but damn it is nice.

Has a tag in that says California designed. Their website talks about California.

Made in China. Is that near San Diego?

Anyway, nice hat.

Are we not going to have four assistants this year? Current roster only shows Fulford, Cline, and Williams. Last year we had Corny, Caldwell, Cline, and Williams. If we are not, anybody know the reason as to why?

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

Even liberals are saying what an idiot she is.

Making laws against people already breaking and ignoring laws. Are they saying smash-and-grab wasn't illegal to begin with?

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

Or has it started already?

Why is it okay to stereotype 'white guys,' but no other group?

Democrats, their policies and their bleaters are destroying our country

It's not like she will get tough questions. Remember when the toughest question Biden got while running was what is his favorite ice cream.

The “stop oil now” protestor of Pullman. I’m just glad we don’t have any nice art in here for him to glue himself to.