cheeto's Twitter

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

I don't have Twitter, so I don't look at cheeto's page. I just took a minute to look at it. He has tweeted 12 times within the last 24 hours. That doesn't include any responses he may have made on other people's tweets. This is absurd. Is he a 15 year old girl?

This moron is running his own Pullman Square on his Twitter. He gets criticized for telling Russia/Syria to get ready that "shiny, new" missiles are coming, then tweets later to respond to critics by claiming they may be coming "soon or not so soon at all."

Well, president moron, you don't get ready for things if they aren't happening soon. I don't get ready to have dinner if it is 8 am. I don't get ready to go on a vacation if it's a month away.

How can any of you support this buffoon?

 

[sistersville]

You post more often than he does rifle. Nobody cares. Trump is an idiot

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

I'm not the president of the United States, black lung.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Maybe he multi-tasks while on twitter. For example, I'm posting this response while taking a nice dump. Just wish Kimberly-Clark wasn't a big client of ours, as we have to use their sand paper toilet paper. Hard on the cheeks.

 

[Brushy Bill]

You'd think that "intelligent" people, like you rifle(?), would have figured Trump out by now. You really are a stupid man.

 

[HerdBuckeye]

No one is on Twitter.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Maybe he multi-tasks while on twitter.

That is actually the rumor out of the White House.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

You'd think that "intelligent" people, like you rifle(?), would have figured Trump out by now. You really are a stupid man.

You're smart enough to observe that I am intelligent, but you aren't smart enough to realize that the point of my post wasn't to get help figuring cheeto out, but rather, to try to understand how morons like you could support that buffoon.

If you're dumb, you can still be a good poster on here by being entertaining. You are dumb and not entertaining. Worse, you're too dumb to realize that you are stupid.

 

[Brushy Bill]

You're smart enough to observe that I am intelligent, but you aren't smart enough to realize that the point of my post wasn't to get help figuring cheeto out, but rather, to try to understand how morons like you could support that buffoon.

If you're dumb, you can still be a good poster on here by being entertaining. You are dumb and not entertaining. Worse, you're too dumb to realize that you are stupid.

Did you see where they are making synthetic sex dolls that resemble teenage children? Sick stuff.

 

[HerdBuckeye]

Did you see where they are making synthetic sex dolls that resemble teenage children? Sick stuff.

Coming from the guy that enjoys drinking random strangers bodily fluids. Nice.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Did you see where they are making synthetic sex dolls that resemble teenage children? Sick stuff.

Link to purchase, please?

Will they arrive before the world ends last September?

 

[Brushy Bill]

Link to purchase, please?

Will they arrive before the world ends last September?

How much do underwhelming graduate assistants make these days?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

How much do underwhelming graduate assistants make these days?

I've never been a GA. Due to how long ago I received my bachelor's, it would be an NCAA violation. But I think I could afford some of those dolls regardless of how much GAs make. I have room to put the dolls in both of my new BMWs, my old Jaguar, and my new Maserati.

Want to compare incomes, properties, cars, or anything else of monetary value before you continue attempting to take jabs at that?

 

[Brushy Bill]

Want to compare incomes, properties, cars, or anything else of monetary value

Let's, you first.

 

[i am herdman]

I've never been a GA. Due to how long ago I received my bachelor's, it would be an NCAA violation. But I think I could afford some of those dolls regardless of how much GAs make. I have room to put the dolls in both of my new BMWs, my old Jaguar, and my new Maserati.

Want to compare incomes, properties, cars, or anything else of monetary value before you continue attempting to take jabs at that?

Then, why were you buying a used cell phone in the hood? Cheap?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Then, why were you buying a used cell phone in the hood? Cheap?

We've been over this multiple times. I had just moved into a new building directly on the beach. The front of the building (the side overlooking the golf course/street) gets normal cell phone reception. The back of the building that overlooks the beach, where my condo was, is hit-or-miss with cell phone reception depending on the provider.

Since it was the end of the summer, not many people were in the building since it's used as a second residence for many northerners. My provider (AT&T) wasn't giving me service in two of my bedrooms that were on the beach side. The first provider I tried was Sprint; they allowed a certain period where you could switch away from them and not be penalized if you didn't like the service. Instead of paying $600 through them for a phone that I may not end up getting reception with, I bought a cheap one to start just to make sure Sprint would give me reception where I lived. If that didn't work, I would have sold that phone and done the same thing with Verizon until I found a provider that gave me reception.

 

[i am herdman]

We've been over this multiple times. I had just moved into a new building directly on the beach. The front of the building (the side overlooking the golf course/street) gets normal cell phone reception. The back of the building that overlooks the beach, where my condo was, is hit-or-miss with cell phone reception depending on the provider.

Since it was the end of the summer, not many people were in the building since it's used as a second residence for many northerners. My provider (AT&T) wasn't giving me service in two of my bedrooms that were on the beach side. The first provider I tried was Sprint; they allowed a certain period where you could switch away from them and not be penalized if you didn't like the service. Instead of paying $600 through them for a phone that I may not end up getting reception with, I bought a cheap one to start just to make sure Sprint would give me reception where I lived. If that didn't work, I would have sold that phone and done the same thing with Verizon until I found a provider that gave me reception.

So, a guy that owns a jag and properties is worried about $600? And, goes and buys a phone in the hood? You are cheaper than I am .

 

[ThunderCat98]

We've been over this multiple times. I had just moved into a new building directly on the beach. The front of the building (the side overlooking the golf course/street) gets normal cell phone reception. The back of the building that overlooks the beach, where my condo was, is hit-or-miss with cell phone reception depending on the provider.

Since it was the end of the summer, not many people were in the building since it's used as a second residence for many northerners. My provider (AT&T) wasn't giving me service in two of my bedrooms that were on the beach side. The first provider I tried was Sprint; they allowed a certain period where you could switch away from them and not be penalized if you didn't like the service. Instead of paying $600 through them for a phone that I may not end up getting reception with, I bought a cheap one to start just to make sure Sprint would give me reception where I lived. If that didn't work, I would have sold that phone and done the same thing with Verizon until I found a provider that gave me reception.

That is absurd. Easier method:

YAGS - "Hey, friend A! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend A - "AT&T."

YAGS - "Nevermind. Hey, friend B! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend B - "Sprint."

YAGS - "Would you mind coming by my place so I can see what kind of reception you get?"

Friend B - "Not at all. Be happy to."

Problem solved.

But no. You decide to buy a phone under sketchy circustances from some dude you don't know, get ripped off, then throw a fit over it.

Common sense. Try it.

 

[Brushy Bill]

Common sense. Try it.

It's not nice taunting the mentally challenged.

 

[WV-FAN]

You're smart enough to observe that I am intelligent, but you aren't smart enough to realize that the point of my post wasn't to get help figuring cheeto out, but rather, to try to understand how morons like you could support that buffoon.

If you're dumb, you can still be a good poster on here by being entertaining. You are dumb and not entertaining. Worse, you're too dumb to realize that you are stupid.

even a dumbass appears intelligent to an idiot . . .just saying.

 

[19MU88]

That is absurd. Easier method:

YAGS - "Hey, friend A! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend A - "AT&T."

YAGS - "Nevermind. Hey, friend B! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend B - "Sprint."

YAGS - "Would you mind coming by my place so I can see what kind of reception you get?"

Friend B - "Not at all. Be happy to."

Problem solved.

But no. You decide to buy a phone under sketchy circustances from some dude you don't know, get ripped off, then throw a fit over it.

Common sense. Try it.

gosh, could it be that he isn't as smart as we all thought he was?

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Couldn't have said it better myself:

James Comey is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2018

....untruthful slime ball who was, as time has proven, a terrible Director of the FBI. His handling of the Crooked Hillary Clinton case, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst “botch jobs” of history. It was my great honor to fire James Comey!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2018

 

[sistersville]

Rifle is I had cancer would you call me cancer?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

That is absurd. Easier method:

YAGS - "Hey, friend A! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend A - "AT&T."

YAGS - "Nevermind. Hey, friend B! What cellular provider do you use?"

Friend B - "Sprint."

YAGS - "Would you mind coming by my place so I can see what kind of reception you get?"

Friend B - "Not at all. Be happy to."

Problem solved.

But no. You decide to buy a phone under sketchy circustances from some dude you don't know, get ripped off, then throw a fit over it.

Common sense. Try it.

How far is my place from the school? How bad is traffic headed towards the beach? How much free time do coaches have when camp is about to start?

I'm not sure you know what common sense means.

In no traffic, it took twenty minutes to get to my place. Then, you had to park, walk to the entrance, take elevators, and walk. Then, you had to do the whole thing all over again. At best, it would be over an hour for the whole thing. Depending on the day, it could take forty minutes to get to the beach due to traffic headed that way. So, it could be almost an hour and a half of time.

So, lets try this again: "Hey, I know I am a guy who hates asking people for favors, and I know it may take 90 minutes of your time, and I know I am new to the staff and don't really know anyone yet, and I know you all would much rather spend the little free time you have with your young children, but will somebody spend 90 minutes going to my place so I can just test if your cell provider works in two of my bedrooms?"

Yeah, being that thoughtful is a good way to make friends, moron. I'm guessing you don't know much about that though.

 

[19MU88]

this is refreshing...YAGS informing us all how to make friends.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Well, I mean, your way definately worked out better.

But, just to keep this ball rolling, you said this was a condo correct?

I'm guessing that means there's more than one unit. If not, I assume there are other condos/residential spaces nearby. In any event:

YAGS - "Hello neighbor A! How are you enjoying that cold beer on your patio? Say, I'm new to the neighborhood and wondered if you could recommend a good cellular service provider for this area? Otherwise, I'm going to have to foolishly attempt to purchase a cheap, likely stolen cell phone from some dude named "Taz" whom I met on the interwebs. Now Taz lives in the 'hood, and I know he is more likely than not going to rip me off, but I really need to see if I can get service before buying a phone. Nevermind. I think I'll just go with the second option so I can ridiculoudly argue with some tandom dude on the interwebs several years from now about how much more sense that makes. Peace."

 

[ThunderCat98]

Btw, didn't you also post once that you picked up some random girl at a bar who stole your wallet or some sh*t?

Again, common sense doesn't seem to ne your strong suit.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Well, I mean, your way definately worked out better.

But, just to keep this ball rolling, you said this was a condo correct?

I'm guessing that means there's more than one unit. If not, I assume there are other condos/residential spaces nearby. In any event:

YAGS - "Hello neighbor A! How are you enjoying that cold beer on your patio? Say, I'm new to the neighborhood and wondered if you could recommend a good cellular service provider for this area? Otherwise, I'm going to have to foolishly attempt to purchase a cheap, likely stolen cell phone from some dude named "Taz" whom I met on the interwebs. Now Taz lives in the 'hood, and I know he is more likely than not going to rip me off, but I really need to see if I can get service before buying a phone. Nevermind. I think I'll just go with the second option so I can ridiculoudly argue with some tandom dude on the interwebs several years from now about how much more sense that makes. Peace."

You just aren't very bright no matter how hard you try.

Go read post #16 in this thread. The first sentence of the second paragraph reads "Since it was the end of summer, not many people were in the building since it's used as a second residence for many northerners." Hence, I couldn't just randomly walk around knocking on stranger's doors to see what few people were there (which is also frowned upon in that type of neighborhood, which I understand you're not familiar with).

Btw, didn't you also post once that you picked up some random girl at a bar who stole your wallet or some sh*t?
.

Your memory is almost as shitty as your reading ability.

I had relations with a girl for one night. Before her coming over, she was always busy with church related events (even Facetiming me from one of them). So, it struck me extremely odd that she had relations on the first night, wanted to stay the night with me, and that I couldn't find a single thing about her when I googled her.

While she took a shower, I looked at her license. Her real name was Anessa, but I only knew her as Ane'. Her last name was hyphenated, but I only knew her by one of those hyphenated names. She purposely went by those nicknames because a simply Google search showed her to having been arrested and charged with a felony for theft (I believe it was stealing purses from stores). She never stole anything from me, because I got her out of there quickly.

Again, common sense doesn't seem to ne your strong suit.

Everything is my strong suit. It just is that your reading and memory leave a lot to be desired.

 

[ThunderCat98]

So, in your mind "not many people" is the same as none? Oh, and no one else lives in this entire neighborhood. Gotcha.

Again, your way obviously worked better.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

So, in your mind "not many people" is the same as none? Oh, and no one else lives in this entire neighborhood. Gotcha.

Again, your way obviously worked better.

Yes, when you don't know anyone and there are very few people living there at the time, you don't walk around random floors and start knocking on people's doors. I know you lack tact and polish, but not all of us do.

That may work in middle-class neighborhoods where you go around asking to borrow a wrench or some flour, but it's not the same as going to the penthouse and knocking so that you can take somebody's cell phone to a different floor and promise to be back in ten minutes.

 

[herdfan429]

Yes, when you don't know anyone and there are very few people living there at the time, you don't walk around random floors and start knocking on people's doors. I know you lack tact and polish, but not all of us do.

That may work in middle-class neighborhoods where you go around asking to borrow a wrench or some flour, but it's not the same as going to the penthouse and knocking so that you can take somebody's cell phone to a different floor and promise to be back in ten minutes.

Instead we go to the hood

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Instead we go to the hood

I'm comfortable there. I know you, being a white-washed hillbilly aren't, but some of us have other experiences.

 

[herdfan429]

I'm comfortable there. I know you, being a white-washed hillbilly aren't, but some of us have other experiences.

You know absolutely nothing about my experiences or where I’m comfortable

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

You know absolutely nothing about my experiences or where I’m comfortable

Sure, I do, Brandon. You've been on here for over a decade.

You went to the best high school in Charlotte; one of the best in the country. You grew up in the wealthiest area of Charlotte where million dollar houses are more the norm instead of the exception. You have hillbilly roots which made you comfortable in West Virginia. You enjoyed rubbing the Marshall male athletes which led you to move to Greenville where you now give young male athletes body massages.

 

[herdfan429]

Sure, I do, Brandon. You've been on here for over a decade.

You went to the best high school in Charlotte; one of the best in the country. You grew up in the wealthiest area of Charlotte where million dollar houses are more the norm instead of the exception. You have hillbilly roots which made you comfortable in West Virginia. You enjoyed rubbing the Marshall male athletes which led you to move to Greenville where you now give young male athletes body massages.

Mostly right minus the growing up in the wealthiest neighborhood in charlotte part so once again you don’t
Know about my experiences growing
Up

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Mostly right minus the growing up in the wealthiest neighborhood in charlotte part so once again you don’t
Know about my experiences growing
Up

"You got mostly everything right about me" yet you then say I don't know what I am talking about. Brilliant.

Oh, and you did grow up in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Charlotte.

 

[herdfan429]

"You got mostly everything right about me" yet you then say I don't know what I am talking about. Brilliant.

Oh, and you did grow up in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Charlotte.

Congrats you stalked me on Facebook or whatever else you spend all day doing. What neighborhood do you think I grew up in?

 

[19MU88]

for an independently wealthy playboy YAGS has tons of time to stalk multiple posters and type extremely long posts about foolishness on a message board

what a loser

 

[raleighherdfan]

I remember when Harvey Wanna-be used to give Fever shit for stalking and following him around.

Now he even refers to cuntrybucky as proof he is right, in the threads he tries desperately to be a part of.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Yes, when you don't know anyone and there are very few people living there at the time, you don't walk around random floors and start knocking on people's doors. I know you lack tact and polish, but not all of us do.

That may work in middle-class neighborhoods where you go around asking to borrow a wrench or some flour, but it's not the same as going to the penthouse and knocking so that you can take somebody's cell phone to a different floor and promise to be back in ten minutes.

I'm sorry. I missed the part of my post where I suggested going up and knocking on random doors to ask about cell service.

Oh. That's right. It's because I didn't.

Maybe you're the one with reading comprehension issues.

You said it's on the beach. You mean to tell me people don't go outside and enjoy the weather or scenery? I guess they just hole up in their ritzy condos and hide from outsiders.