Fat Boy and 19MU88

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Don't hide from your frequent comments, cowards.

This is just a very small fraction of what "unemployment" to you looks like. I was running out of space in order for the picture view to capture all of them (not to mention my arm getting tired stacking them), but I laid out just under $14,000 in cash that I just have around the house. The wad in the middle is exactly $20,000. So, in cash, I managed to find about $34,000 around the house. Of course, a person would be a fool to have $34k in cash around the house if they didn't have much more put away earning interest even if in a simple savings account. Can you imagine how much I have put away elsewhere earning money for me?

But, why stop there. As I mentioned about being lazy doing daily chores, here is a picture of checks I have (clearly made out to me) that I have 180 days to deposit. As you can see from the picture of the back of the checks, they haven't been signed yet, so they couldn't have been deposited yet. The checks total over $33,000 that I haven't even deposited. I have another stack from January and February that I need to deposit by the end of June.

In total, that is almost $70,000 that I haven't even bothered doing anything with for months. Having "worked" only 4 months out of the last 2.5 years really has taken its toll on me.

Being "unemployed" sucks:

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

 

[sistersville]

Does your parents give you money? Either that or you were poor growing up like johnny depp in the movie Blow. He wanted to have money. Something he never had before. He ends up with a mansion and several expensive cars. Of course it ended bad. Rifle sounds like what i think Johnny Depp would sound like on here. Rifle give me a little money. Could use an extra 500 around. Aug 18th when we head to a great place called The Majestic at Panam City. You got me out of jail before rifle on titm

 

[GK4Herd]

I swear to God rifle is Ty Webb. Watch this clip from Caddyshack and tell me I'm wrong...

 

[GK4Herd]

And if it wasnt for those checks (and there was only cash), you could never convince me that you were in the hood to buy a phone.

 

[Walden Pond]

If everybody told that much about themselves, I'd have to redirect my life's effort toward drawing a disability check so I could sit at home and read it all day.

Or just work a little faster so I could spend more time at work reading it.

 

[big_country90]

Catch Me If You Can

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

I swear to God rifle is Ty Webb. Watch this clip from Caddyshack and tell me I'm wrong...

That is awesome! I even have a keyboard hooked up to some equipment in my bedroom. I am going to see about legally changing my name to "Ty Webb," or at least getting a vanity license plate with that.

 

[19MU88]

I have to say WOW! But it's not because the cash impresses me. Like I said earlier good luck, hope you are O.k. I will lay off the unemployed cracks. Geez

 

[i am herdman]

The mobile apps work well for depositing checks now. No need to even go to the bank.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

The mobile apps work well for depositing checks now. No need to even go to the bank.

The mobile apps are bad for two reasons. First, all of the major banks in the U.S. have monthly limits. Some are as low as $5000. I believe of the top ten biggest banks in the country, the highest limit is $50,000/month . . . and that is only if you're in a certain banking program. Big Country can correct me, but I believe BB&T's is only $30,000/month even if you are one of their "wealth clients." Second, when you deposit that much within a month with a U.S. bank, you will probably have to end up paying taxes on that income. For those check writers who've agreed to not send you a W2, there are far better options . . . like foreigners whose sole business is to charge a 2.5% fee to have you write over your check to them and let them do what they want with it.

If you have a $10,000 check, Mr. Foreigner gives you back $9750. He then takes the check out of country and gets his $10,000 back. If you had deposited this into a bank, you'd end up having to pay $2500-$4000 in taxes depending on your bracket and state without worrying about Uncle Sam knocking on your door.

 

[Walden Pond]

The liberalism is all for sales. This is all business. All the talk about morals, feeling sorry for people, etc., is all bull like I always knew it was.

If that post had been written on a road sign and I got to drive by it in my GMC Sierra with the right song playing on the radio, it would almost bring tears of joy to my eyes. That is if the sun wasn't burning them like acid like it is today.

 

[raleighherdfan]

The liberalism is all for sales. This is all business. All the talk about morals, feeling sorry for people, etc., is all bull like I always knew it was

Bingo.

 

[i am herdman]

The mobile apps are bad for two reasons. First, all of the major banks in the U.S. have monthly limits. Some are as low as $5000. I believe of the top ten biggest banks in the country, the highest limit is $50,000/month . . . and that is only if you're in a certain banking program. Big Country can correct me, but I believe BB&T's is only $30,000/month even if you are one of their "wealth clients." Second, when you deposit that much within a month with a U.S. bank, you will probably have to end up paying taxes on that income. For those check writers who've agreed to not send you a W2, there are far better options . . . like foreigners whose sole business is to charge a 2.5% fee to have you write over your check to them and let them do what they want with it.

If you have a $10,000 check, Mr. Foreigner gives you back $9750. He then takes the check out of country and gets his $10,000 back. If you had deposited this into a bank, you'd end up having to pay $2500-$4000 in taxes depending on your bracket and state without worrying about Uncle Sam knocking on your door.

Maybe so, but is not safe nor wise to have that much cash sitting around. Also, deposit the damn checks.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I appreciate your libertarianiam in using whatever financial system you wish, but damn don't admit to tax fraud online.

 

[i am herdman]

I appreciate your libertarianiam in using whatever financial system you wish, but damn don't admit to tax fraud online.

Not smart. Good catch, Raoul. Does he want the IRS sniffing around here. F that

Damn delete that shit. Not smart post at all.

 

[Walden Pond]

Ah, they're not reading this stuff. All they do is sit around figuring up when they can retire. As if they're not already.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

It's not fraud if you can show that you spent that money on business expenses.