Happening about every day

[greengeezer]

Just got a call from my Walgreen pharmacist who wanted to discuss one of my prescriptions. In a thick Spanish accent, she said all she needed to proceed was my birth date, SS number, and address. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I know my pharmacist, a good WV girl, and I’m pretty sure she hasn’t been talking Spanish lessons. Sick of these scams.

 

[herdfan06]

Just got a call from my Walgreen pharmacist who wanted to discuss one of my prescriptions. In a thick Spanish accent, she said all she needed to proceed was my birth date, SS number, and address. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I know my pharmacist, a good WV girl, and I’m pretty sure she hasn’t been talking Spanish lessons. Sick of these scams.

Spanish?

 

[greengeezer]

Spanish?

English with a Spanish/Mexican accent.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Sorry geezer. That was probably my ex Mexican wife calling you. I warned you she was going to like the things you build, along with that landscaping stuff you have going on. She was likely trying to talk you into a viagra purchase at Walgreens, in hopes you would want to get busy with her and let her move in. Figure by now, her 12 kids are grown up and on their own, so would probably just be the two of you, except for holidays.

Today is also national beer day. I missed out again, due to working. Should be the last one I ever miss. Will make up for it in May though. Arch knows I'm heading to WV in a couple weeks to go beer shopping. It's a bitch having to drive an hour and a half to sheperdstown to pick up the truth.

 

[greengeezer]

Sorry geezer. That was probably my ex Mexican wife calling you. I warned you she was going to like the things you build, along with that landscaping stuff you have going on.

Just remind her that all my new outdoor construction has 24” wide doors. I don’t want her wedged in so tight in a doorway that I have to call you to help pull her out. And about that Viagra, does she have contacts for a discount?